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I am a water lawyer for fish

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this is the situation in my neighborhood ever since they legalized weed

13.03.2026 22:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

so says the Secretary of Excursion

13.03.2026 14:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is the world i live in

13.03.2026 13:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

would that be legal?

12.03.2026 22:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Makes no sense to blame borrowers -- people are gonna be people, have to shape policy around that.

Makes no sense to blame markets -- they need good information to work, and that's what was lacking here.

Makes no sense to blame the government -- Fannie and Freddie were not in the subprime market.

12.03.2026 20:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i still think that

12.03.2026 17:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not sure it was the right strategy to give the witness the chance to clean up that answer.

12.03.2026 00:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

does Iran get a vote in saying when the war is over?

09.03.2026 19:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i'm sure this is how it works. multinational companies leave it up to individual tanker captains to make the call whether to move multi-hundred-million dollar assets through risky war zones.

09.03.2026 17:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You could record onto 8 tracks, on the stereo we had at least. I used to do it.

09.03.2026 05:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it kinda is, though

08.03.2026 23:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i know, right?

08.03.2026 06:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yes ashamed. but also angry.

08.03.2026 05:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

well maybe so but sadly the people leading us have no want of mischiefs of their own

07.03.2026 20:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

good GOD y'all

06.03.2026 19:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i just wish it didn't look so much like there's a cottage industry of political data analysis designed to flatter and confirm people's ideological priors

06.03.2026 17:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"their echo chamber sucks way worse than ours" may not be as compelling an argument as you think

05.03.2026 15:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anthony would make a great Canadian, don't think you realize what you're missing out on here

05.03.2026 15:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there's always money in the banana stand

05.03.2026 02:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

do they not smell the burnt toast

04.03.2026 15:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what if i ask for it extra-dry, like i say "wave the bottle of vermouth over the top of the glass" in a manly voice?

04.03.2026 00:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

musta been a ketchup incident

03.03.2026 16:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would then show them the sequel, The Empire Strikes Back. Finally, despite the drop in quality, I'd show Return of the Jedi because there's value in finishing the story. Then I would quit while ahead, as George Lucas should have. Would consider including Andor, first decent piece of content since.

02.03.2026 23:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would start with the 1977 original, "Star Wars."

02.03.2026 23:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why the past tense? Can't we assume this just describes what they are going to do with Open AI?

01.03.2026 16:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i remember driving into bend for the first time over 25 years ago and my first thought was man they've got some world-class sprawl going on here

01.03.2026 06:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

tbf easy mistake to make

01.03.2026 05:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sigh. bluesky gonna bluesky.

01.03.2026 03:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I get the desire to dunk but if the point is not to make money directly but rather to curry favor with the dictator, this is actually a pretty good investment.

27.02.2026 15:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am not normally a fan of browbeating the media over whether they choose to use the word "lie" to describe particular conduct, but this seems like a context where it's actually important. "Misrepresent" just doesn't capture it.

27.02.2026 15:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0