Oops We Lied About Your Murder, the popular spinoff of the hit series Oops We Fucked Up Your Murder Case
07.03.2026 06:08
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Oops We Lied About Your Murder, the popular spinoff of the hit series Oops We Fucked Up Your Murder Case
World Cup, Olympics and large parts of the F1 season have very little chance of going on as normal.
I hated Leave the World Behind (the novel, not the Netflix thing) so much I still can't really talk about it
West Coast hockey transitioning seamlessly into Australian qualifying
Also, stop trying to pee on the sun. You can't put it out that way
Ever since Aaron Rodgers lied about his Achilles everybody else feels like they have to lie about theirs too
Charlie Ward was there
This is what I did when I saw Juan Pablo Montoya dressed like Billie Eilish.
I.... is this impressive or a terrible miscalculation?
The Law of Conservation of Flava stipulates that when Fieri got his normal-guy makeover for the Super Bowl ad, all of that Cool Ranch aesthetic had to go SOMEWHERE. It can't be created or destroyed.
I spend my Christmases with my family, but then again, I'm not the right's model for masculinity.
If we're not at war, how can they surrender?
EVERYTHING?
She was extremely competent at what they wanted her to do. She just sucked at all the other stuff.
For example, she told us if we voted for her we'd get thousands more border agents and the most lethal military in the world.
Hey, Jim Cunningham?
Go fuck yourself.
There's no way he knows Iran is in Asia.
As soon as I heard he was dropping the ends of his words, I sat down for the show.
"I'll stop hitting you when you stop defending yourself" is pretty on brand for the Abuser-in-Chief.
It's absolutely jarring when something like this is on my television
This is gonna be good for your "Is he coming back?" discourse
@mayor.nyc.gov is in very much the same situation trying to raise taxes on very few people to fix the city for everyone, and honestly, if he wants to name streets or shit after them, that's fine with me. Hell I'll live with Trump Station for a couple years if it means we get something nice.
"We need 900 people to step up for all of America"
Give them challenge coins. Name shit after them. I bet if you appeal to their ego, we might get somewhere.
What's it called when it feels like the whole world is at war?
As a species, we need a Great Getting Over Ourselves
Voting for Trump when you have a non-white son should be child abuse
Oh god YES
"He's brown like most of you, you see. This is relatable, right?"
Ask the dent in my sofa