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Wait. You're BOTH getting work to look like Colin Jost?

Hegseth just wants to bang ScarJo and thinks this'll work.

You gotta love a dude, caffeinated to the moon, taking a moment for a solid troll. 😂😂😂

The first plank of my policy when I am made President of Basketball is that all held balls will go to the defender. This will reward good defense.

The second plank is making the first two days of the NCAA Tournament (and Election Day) a federal holiday.

Katherine Heigl makes first public appearance in years at Mar-a-Lago Katherine Heigl made a rare public appearance at President Donald Trump's Florida "summer White House," Mar-a-Lago.

The latest entry in my long-running jeremiad against this actor.

The prosecution rests, Your Honor.

If Cassandra were real and alive today, would she use Kalshi or Polymarket?

Medium? I guess it's good to have aspirations.

I remember once making Old Fashioneds at a friend's house. He didn't have a muddler, so I used an ice cream scoop. I'm pretty much Bear Grylls, now.

You're on a Miranda Priestly heater today?

Espied in a tree across the street from my house.

mew mew mew i dont wike daywight savings time, i wost a whole hour of my wifetime—oh sorry i am outside in the bright sunshine at 6:30pm for the first time in half a year and cannot hear your babyish mewling over the clinking ice in my glass of lemonade

I tell people that I also made this call, but no one believes me.

Weirdly, he's said to be an Orioles fan.

Got it.

Is your youngest using gender-neutral pronouns? I only ask because I want to get it right.

No, "Claude" is short for Claude Raines, and he is also devoid of consciousness.

Aw. If it helps, I could tell you that you were old before this.

And I commented! I had thoughts, but it was a very good article.

Okay, I am not 35-40. But this still sums it up perfectly, although my musical choices would predate these by a significant number of years.

Then again, I've been wrong before.

Nah. He's gonna play the seniors as much as he can.

Wanna come and hang with us in our filthy unfinished basement?

There is so much reconciliation to be done before any Corey can sleep soundly.

"SHIT"
"FUCK"
"NO"
"FUCK"
"SHIT"
"FUCK"

I have plans for When It Finally Happens.

From THE internet?

YOU ASKED FOR THIS!

Downfall. Kristi Noem Edition:

Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit