Cody Houser🩷💛🩵

Sorry the house was a bit messy. Caught a video of my dog dreaming in January.

Who did the other 2 pickups? The family dog?

I at least appreciate Werenski calling Tkachuk out. Tkachuk deserved it.

Isn't so awesome when one of your family members post some bigoted nonsense online and you call them out and they're like "n-n-n-not me! You got it all wrong!" Yeah sure. You just accidentally stumbled into a homophobic message, did you?

The real question is can he do it in a snowstorm in Colorado? Because he would have to deal with both of those realities.

Does it feel like every flier Waddell has taken this year has worked? Coyle, Marchment, Garland, even Miles Wood has had his moments. #CBJ

Who did that? I couldn't find it.

I mean both can be true. It was funny as shit. Even Rosenberry was like, 'I don't understand what's going on' and that's who the foul happened to.

It has to be Gláuber. I'm pretty sure I've never seen a player for us look slower and more out of position than him, in all of the half season he played for us.

Tbf that was the worst red card decision in MLS history.

I literally said this 7 days ago and then last night there were 23 red cards in a match between Atlético Mineiro and Cruzeiro. I would say I'm prophetic if it weren't for the fact that there really are constant red card shenanigans in South America all the time.

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It has come to my attention that the official name of Scotland's domestic cup is the Scottish Gas Scottish Cup. @sickosfc.bsky.social Is this the best named domestic cup in the world?

You should try alternating watching this Crew team and Spurs like I do. It'll make you want to peel your own skin off.

You remember back in the day when the Crew would buy a player and it didn't take like 2 months to get a work visa? Those were decent times. #Crew96

I was watching on a delay tonight. My God, the A/V issues with Apple TV tonight. No sound for parts, kept switching off Chris Doran and back to national broadcast, picture cut out 3 times, had a 3-minute period where it went down to 240p. #Crew96 #MLS

Don't even get me started.

It's fun watching Jayson Tatum play basketball again. #CelticsPride #BleedGreen

From what we've heard about Boone, they've said he's such an important guy in the locker room that I'd honestly be a little surprised if they didn't figure something out, even with the injuries. He has been someone who everyone has leaned on through all these tragedies apparently.

My daughter is such a turd. We are sharing a pint of cherry garcia ice cream and she is stealing all of the cherries.

Is it crazy that the Jackets currently have the 12th best record in the league yet don't sit in a playoff position? #CBJ

If Cole Sillinger scored that, that might've been the goal of the season. That was a crazy sequence for him without his stick. #CBJ

Well, we won. #CBJ

I mean what the fuck? #CBJ

So, uhh, I wasn't able to start watching the Jackets vs Rangers until the 3rd period. Started 4-0, currently 4-3. Am I a bad luck charm or something? #CBJ

I felt great pain when that went wide.

Definitely keep a sharp eye on all of the South American leagues if you do that. There are some red card shenanigans down there all the time. Here's Boca Juniors' lineup for the Trofeo de Campeones 2022:

I know Igor Tudor is the current manager, but I'm really racking my brain to think of any coach in any sport who did a worse job than Thomas Frank. I'm not even sure he's a bad manager overall, but he found a way to suck the life out of these players in a way I don't think anyone else could. #Coys

How the fuck is Kolo Muani's goal disallowed last week for a faint non-push on Gabriel, and then this week Harry Wilson pushes Dragusin in the back for real but that isn't disallowed? What is even the point of VAR? #Coys

Went grocery shopping with a toddler tonight. I don't recommend it.