Danny, the Funny One

this is like saying napkins are the most popular item at the fast food drive thru

I think Birdy is still in the majors because BoMel basically expects him to pitch long relief after JV/Hicks/Roupp implode

THATS CHAPPIE

That’s Chappie

Grimes Slaps ‘I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy’ Sticker On Child

Grimes Slaps ‘I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy’ Sticker On Child

So are Celtics fans

Of course Conan loves Tarantino

They could’ve let that one guy say literally anything instead of giving Adrian Brody ten minutes

Bringing back a classic

REYES: [The order] calls an entire category of people dishonest, dishonorable, undisciplined, immodest, who lack integrity, people who have taken an oath to defend this country, people who have been under fire, people who have received medals for taking fire for this country. I want to know from the government whether that language expresses 'animus.' Does that express animus? DOJ ATTORNEY: Not in any constitutional- REYES: In a commonsense way. This is a policy from the President of the United States affecting thousands of people ... to call an entire group of people, lying dishonest people who are undisciplined, immodest and have no integrity. How is that anything other than showing animus? DOJ ATTORNEY: I don't have an answer for you. REYES: You do have an answer, you just don't want to give it... People can make solid arguments as to why some or even most transgender people shouldn't be in the military We're dealing with unadulterated animus. We are dealing with the president of the United States dealing with a group of people serving their country... calling them liars. (Reyes then said she changed her courtroom orders to bar people who graduated from UVA law school from appearing before her because "they're all liars and lack integrity and are undisciplined and can't possibly meet the high rigors of benign a lawyer for the government" She made the DOJ lawyer sit down on that basis, then after he did, she called him back up and asked whether that was a display of animus.)

This is fucking incredible.

Go Birds (Derogatory)

Predictions

I still really love Gritty, I love that when he was unveiled, Philadelphia was like, "What the fuck", the world replied, "Yeah, what the fuck" and then Philadelphia said, "Hey, don't you talk that way about our Gritty"

If they can’t persuade Nichols 👀

lmfao

Yeah it’s not bad if you like Blond ale

NA Dos Equis is pretty good too. And NA 805

Just FYI, administrative warrants (like the ones used by ICE) are not judicial warrants (used by cops, signed by a judge).

You do NOT legally have to open the door for an ICE officer with an administrative warrant *no matter what the ICE officer says.*

DOINK (runs)

Classroom Crusher flew too close to the sun

One of the trucks at Monster Jam is firefighter themed and has a thin red line flag

The Wave traded Jaedyn Shaw, what are they even doing

I use laptop + external, my wife uses ultra wide + clamshell. Different strokes I guess. Have you tried adding a third monitor in vertical mode?

As a tall person I cannot offer to reach something on a high shelf for a stranger, yet if they ask me I must oblige. This is the law of the giants

A Stanley mug

So glad this series is making a comeback

Enter the year you turned 10ish into the gif bar and see what was popular back then…

When she came on I was like man she sucks and then as she went on everyone else was like yeah man she sucks

As someone who doesn’t know squat about college football, is Cam Skattebo someone who may make it in the NFL?