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Gen X. Drum corps. Disc golf. Breweries. FSU sports. If you voted for cheetoh, don’t follow. Live in Austin.

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He’s not a good backseat passenger.

08.03.2026 21:38 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Y’all. I’m starting to think that we may not have “the best people” in charge.

07.03.2026 16:18 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We don’t feel good abt him or anything that comes out of his mouth.

04.03.2026 21:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just voted here in the suburbs of Austin in the primary. I have voted at the same place for several years and I was kind of shocked at how long the lines are today. That’s a good sign for those of us who care about what the fuck is going on in this country?

03.03.2026 22:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Goddamn. Can someone please name a song this cool that has come out in the last 20 years?!

03.03.2026 02:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All the apocalyptic food ration retailers

03.03.2026 02:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Feliz cumpleaños 🎉!

02.03.2026 23:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh boy, here we go. Bombing brown people across the globe again. It’s an American addiction.

28.02.2026 11:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Omg. 😭

27.02.2026 17:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Austin area folks: Austin Animal Services is over capacity & needs help with foster & adopt. Additionally there is a Central Texas wide name your adoption fee event coming up, March 6-8. Please consider fostering if you can't adopt. Homes without children & pets are unicorn homes for some dogs.

26.02.2026 15:12 👍 1506 🔁 994 💬 1 📌 0

Dumb hot take

22.02.2026 11:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Love Toad!!!!

19.02.2026 17:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This was proper. It’s a shell of its former self.

19.02.2026 17:51 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Did not know cereal was gendered.

18.02.2026 23:42 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All 5. BANGERS. There isn’t a Gen Xer out there that can’t sing the lyrics to all 5

16.02.2026 21:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Do you mean, Beefaroni?

16.02.2026 21:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Me thinks every billionaire is a disgusting person….

14.02.2026 23:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cucks. All of them.

10.02.2026 17:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Unabashedly Puerto Rican!

09.02.2026 03:53 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Amazing. The whole thing.

09.02.2026 03:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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How’s your Bad Bunny Sunday, I mean Super Bowl Sunday, going? Hope he crushes it! 🇵🇷 🐰 🇵🇷

08.02.2026 20:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lol. Cry me a river

08.02.2026 14:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can someone please put a bunch of these around austin please?

05.02.2026 22:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Love Yall….

03.02.2026 22:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can someone please ask I’m
To
Produce the studies and the peer reviews? Ok, thanks.

02.02.2026 18:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m officially naming this week “Bad Bunny Week”. Starts with Grammy’s, ends with SuperBowl. 🇵🇷

02.02.2026 18:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

To quote Bad Bunny. “Ice Out!”

02.02.2026 02:19 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is wonderful. The oldies are my favorites. May they have dignity and health.

31.01.2026 14:16 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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So, sprinkle valley DGC/MINT discs/Austin Beer Works now has a club. Yes, you can come by and get your daily free beer without having to play disc golf. It’s actually a good deal.

30.01.2026 21:02 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Y’all, this queen outchea making us all dusty eyed with a wonderful ode to Minneapolis.

30.01.2026 13:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0