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Waking up to Another War Starting is getting really annoying

A small apartment room chock-full of trans people, all of whom are laughing riotously at something or someone just off to the left, outside of frame (on-camera flash)

thank you deeply to @red64.bsky.social for dev/scan on the latest batch of film for POLLINATION; this shot from our Transgiving this past November is a Renaissance painting, I swear

Nikon N60 | Kodak Ektachrome 100

They should.

So true

Serial Sex Changer from RadioShack

Idk if trans kids these days know this but back in my day you could just walk into a RadioShack and walk out with one of these puppies

I can't go on holiday in October because of this anymore. :[

Shout out to Matthew 6, my favourite chapter

I haven't had that in my life but I kind of want it and I would love to find a reconstructionist Jewish congregation somewhere but I doubt that's happening a convenient distance from me

Remember the several times I've invited you to come out and stay with me for a few weeks (or as long as you want really) whenever you can manage it? That's a standing invite and open literally whenever (ok 95% of the time)

What the fuck even was that? That was barely even a "joke", was he just trying to get "cancelled" to grift money from fascists?

A downy woodpecker sits on a spruce on a sunny winter day. "Ahh... Febuary" it says. Close up on it correcting "Febrary" then "Febberary..." then finally "Frebrury"

Ferbruary #oldknees

read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000

Fuck that's a great name

I've got a flight tonight so that's sorted out what I'm listening to :D

Hey you're taller than me but not THAT tall!

(this shot fucks)

Like Jesus christ 3 people have told me already, I don't need the entire company to walk by one by one to tell me, I know, let's move on already

My boss does this to people, continues explaining how someone fucked up, over and over, and I've just gotten to the point where I very loudly go "YES WE KNOW. STOP REPEATING IT." while he keeps trying to repeat it and justify repeating it. He does it to everyone so I yell on everyone's behalf.

I think reporters these days see their role as entirely reporting what happened and not what it meant, to any degree. Can't say execution, only "a shooting occurred", like it's a natural disaster

If you kill enough people, there will indeed be peace

#NotMyPresident! (I live in Germany)

Oh my god yes please. I am so tired of people at airports who seemingly have never gone outside before

Covid killed movie theatre etiquette. People treat theatres like their goddamn living rooms. I once got into an argument with a few women who talked through a movie, and apparently it was "disrespectful" of me to tell them to STFU, but not disrespectful of them to have a dumbfuck conference

There was a lady instagramming a screening of Network and then checking how many views her stories got, and I wanted to make her eat her phone. I'd kick her chair and she'd put it away... For 20 minutes. Then back to it. What the fuck.

It gets more insane. This was literally the first screening of Star Wars episode 7 in imax. It was _packed_. He did this like 3 times during the movie for like 5 seconds at a time and you could feel the entire audience get extremely tense and angry

Oh he is *dead* lmao

I once saw someone near the front pull out a laptop in a packed imax screening. That should mean they pause the movie, execute you in front of the screen, and then resume the movie.

hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca

I have an even better one. I have not logged into my work emails in 2 jobs now. Not once. If someone wants to tell me something, they can come find me.

I watched F1 a few weeks ago and had a great time but for some reason I kept thinking "how come Rebecca Ferguson is doing an Irish accent?" until I realized it wasn't her, it was actually Kerry Condon.

Oh shit

I love my job with all the clicky switches and clunky levers