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“Went to a centrist rally today. It was really great! We all agreed that things couldn’t possibly change for the better.”
"Emily in Paris" has really improved from previous seasons...
"It's just an anti-shipping missile. What are you, some kind of pussy?" An actual policy of this executive administration.
I want to put Ogles and Marqwaaaayne into an empty room with nothing but a hammer and then close the door and see if they can make it out. I'll stream the whole thing on Twitch or something.
(To be clear the door won't be locked)
Tough venue S golf is about the least funny sport imaginable. And I play golf.
Democrats are going to fund and support this war. Like every enabling and collaborative stunt they pull, this is yet another opportunity to recognize they aren’t an opposition party but a captured group that serves the interests of the same wealth and oligarchical classes as the Republicans.
I dunno man, Marqwaaaaaayne doesn’t seem that creative. I bet he’s still jerking off to the same 1989 Sears catalog lingerie page. Dumbass that doesn’t even realize there’s more granny panties on the other side of that page type of dumb.
Kristi Noem funneled $143M to… someone… for unspecified media services. You just can’t grift big like that in the Senate. Of course Marqwaaaaayne is so god damned stupid that he can’t figure out crimes like that, but still. It’s all upside and there’s only one voter to please.
*notifications: on*
If you’re having a tough day or maybe need a little pick me up, just remember that someday, after we have crushed the fascists, motherfuckers like Kristi Noem will be held responsible for their crimes against humanity.
Try your damndest to live your life so that if you were fired from your job and about to give a speech that someone would tell you.
This was filmed October 3, 2025.
Noem is finally out. Good.
Now let’s make sure she’s prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.
I tell everyone that the best thing to do in Paris is often nothing and just enjoy the flow of the city, so this is an excellent plan. Gardens abound and are wonderful for strolls.
A neighbor is going with her daughters in April too. Need/want any recommendations and I can DM the list she’s looking at. Enjoy!!
Paris is so great! First time or every time.
We’re just playing all the greatest hits. By next week we’ll be selling weapons to Iran and the CIA will be clandestinely dosing American citizens with LSD
Fuck it, let’s just watch the American Empire’s memories flash before our eyes one last time while the empire dies
www.cnn.com/2026/03/03/p...
Pete Hague-seth
Glad to see the administration is focused on a narrow hemisphere of the world here.
New fish, who dis?
Sometimes, when things are rough and the world feels heavy, it helps to imagine a future where we have crushed these sons of bitches and are left to the actual business of constructing a world that we deserve and is fundamentally kind and good.
General rule of punditry: don’t publish something so colossally stupid in the morning that you’ll have to go on TV in the evening and look like you ate shit at a funeral.
*Checks Thomas Friedman’s record*
*Checks it again to be sure*
No, sorry, he’s a buffoon.
idk man I feel like my career debunking and consequently getting harassed by the right, laid off because of Elon musk (and then deposed by him), and federally indicted for protesting this admin and ICE terror kinda outweigh a stupid op ed I wrote as a questioning teenage Republican
but I’m biased
What if we used the network effect, but for good? Hell yeah!
BBC was jarring, they carried an entire emergency meeting and remarks from the UN Security Council. That much first hand information… US cable news could never…
the face you make When you are in support of the war and the opportunity it gives you to crush anyone pointing out that you’re a corrupt racist lapdog for literally genocidal fascists.
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And if you want to hem and haw about “electability” or whatever, know this: your irrational fear is going to hand the future, or what’s left of it, over to some of the most heinous and dangerous people alive.
Get your shit together and get into the actual fight. You can’t hide forever.
