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It’s gonna be a low summer, seems like a good idea to get a little extra shuteye.

Who was he addressing?

The scarf was a goner.
What confused me was when ha ate a pair of my husband’s dirty socks. Aftern getting one dry sock down, he was like “yeah, i want another one of those!”

A devastatingly handsome tricolor basset hound with several strands of slobber artfully arranged across his snoot

A basset hound belly with a 9 inch incision down the middle. There are about 1 million staples.

I didn’t think I did either until Gilbert needed $3500 worth of surgery to find my favorite Disney scarf. He later ate a pair of my husband socks which they were able to pull out through his gullet.
He lived to be 12 and these are the only two times he ever swallowed clothing.

They should come in orange

A black and white family photo from the 30s or 40s. Five adults are sitting in a row on the couch and three children are sitting on the floor. Every single one of these people stepped right out of an episode of the twilight zone. All of the adults are wearing spooky old time glasses and expressions ranging from confused to grandmother that locks children in the attic. One little boy looks terrified, one little boy looks mesmerized, and the little girl looks like she’s delighted to watch someone being tortured just off camera. The whole thing is lit strongly with spooky shadows behind. It couldn’t have been creepier if it was done intentionally.

My very sweet 92-year-old mother-in-law just passed away, and I am responsible for putting together a photo montage. Has there ever been a better family photo than this one? She is the little girl in the front.

Oh no sweet boy! Don’t rub it. Definitely don’t rub it on Mabel, she would hate that. 🤭

Oh no. Did this pass through the digestive system of an animal?

I was not expecting to see a murder

I am leaving a trail of half started books because I can’t get into anything. I will add this to my list!

God, I forgot all about Monty! 🩷

That is a person shitting out a full grown ox, but the horns are stuck.

I heard it described as the fuel bad movie of the year and I was like nope

Count on finding a pube in your milk.

Is she warm enough?

If it was a picture of me with a slug in my turtlepits, you wouldn’t want to see it?

Do you like the chocolate bars better than the truffles? Lindt mint truffles are my JAM.

And what would it take for you TO repost it? 😈

Was she trying to eat it herself?

That collar! 🩵

Poor little booger! Give him a gentle smooch for me!

😣 it’s the American way. She just wants somebody else to suffer too.

That is the most photogenic little dingo!

Solid choices!
I would start with De La Soul, then Cocteau Twins. I would plan to play The Smiths, but Morrisey probably wouldn’t show up.

I wonder if he was trying to run an important errand?

Galas are very scary. I think we need to see a picture of the cool shoes though.

Good catch! I’m glad you saur it!

The technology failures are really unfortunate, but the bad service shouldn’t happen. I’m sorry to hear about that. It’s amazing how much of our lives we concentrate on these gizmos. My phone has my calendar, contacts, shopping list, messaging, banking and bill paying… I hope you work it out soon!