@f5shitstorm
J.D. because I failed out of CompSci. Cybersecurity specialist. IP law on occasion. Arguing on the internet as a hobby. Oxford Comma user, enforcer, and enthusiast. Menace to society. They/them transfemme.
Spent a few more minutes looking at StopIce.net. It's bad.
They don't seem to want to ask for help with securing it, so I'll ask my infosec savvy followers with some free time to reach out to them.
Until then, I'd encourage people to not supply it with any personal or location data.
Also admittedly a certified "joke stolen" moment...so uh, sorry @jdubwanderingby.bsky.social
Two images from a CBS Austin weather broadcast. The first depicts the weight of 1/2" of ice on a 30-ft wide tree, at 7,125 lbs. The second image depicts the same weight in Golden Retrievers, at 109.5 dogs.
Certified "Americans will do anything to not use the metric system" moment
PLEASE tell every author you know about this!
Emma Vigeland O @EmmaVigeland X.com How many people get tattoos that they thought looked cool, but didn't understand the meaning of? How many vets took mercenary work for a period because the US doesn't support them? How many young men have shitposted online? Do we want an authentic working-class party or not? 4:23 PM • 10/21/25 • 71K Views
Fuck this. If “Nazi tattoo” doesn’t cross the line, you have no line.
"Death in June? Yeah, big history fan. You ever hear about King James III of Scotland? Wait no, no, NO! Don't look up the year..."
signal is the birth control pill of phone encryption, it’s 99.99% effective when used correctly. the only way to be 100% assured of fail-proof safety is to never use Phone, but abstinence-only education doesn’t work, so
"We have to get them off the streets..."
People need to be crystal clear about something: The requirement that the government ANSWER to a court on the legal basis for detaining someone is literally the core liberty right (habeas corpus). If the government says they don’t have to do that bc “national security,” YOU can be disappeared.
A screenshot of the Malört merch store, displaying two items for sale. The items are a dog collar and leash each bearing the Jeppson's Malört logo.
Anybody wanna put this on me and take me for walks to Chicago bars?
I'd jump at that opportunity. I'm sure, wherever it is, someone will want those of us versed in the legal side of tech/security/privacy.
Even if people *were* right about it, that's okay, I'll just invent Spite 2.
Honestly, I hardly care about the rest of the benefits. I just appreciate that over here, I can see all the best unfiltered shitposts without first having to wade through so much shit.