For Sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.)

It also sort of looks if Fraggle Rock happened in the caves of Wakanda. (Complimentary.)

You hack!

Tom Cotton looks like he’d be featured in a 1990s Dateline NBC exposé about “Dirty Dentists.” Get him off my TV

I understand people getting upset with NBC News for writing about this shit, but also maybe get outside your bubble a bit. In America's diners and taverns, on the bus and in the office, online and off, everyone is clamoring to "enter the Tillyverse" and build artificial acting careers there.

It’s the tendency Orwell noted in James Burnham: the belief that current trends must always continue, and dominant powers must always flourish. The differences are: Burnham (unlike Hanania) was gifted, and now there’s no ability to think even a week ahead because X fried punditry’s collective brain

Lol

It's so surprising, because he never said anything that completely contradicted that stated position. He's had one, consistent message since he first entered politics, and that message has always centered around peace and non-violence. I say this as a world-famous podcaster and thought leader.

I mean, come on

Every major disaster in this country over my lifetime has been self inflicted by right wing ideologues with just enough complicit or inert Democrats to enable or ratify them. That's why we've been on this doom trajectory for the last ~50 years and it'll keep getting worse if that doesn't change

YES! EXACTLY!

Everyone involved in advancing the conservative media project of insanity-inducing brainwashing for the past 30 years should be executed by firing squad, and a montage of the executions (set to a medley of 80's stadium rock) should be the Super Bowl halftime show. Add a few jet flyovers maybe. 10/10

Megan didn't need to aim for my crotch so viciously. I was already weeping and retreating each time.

I can't help but feel like you're vague-skeeting me over the fact that I've tried to violently seize your apartment three times, now, and you've been able to repel me each time with your kitchen sink sprayer.

hey i have a good number of trans followers and just in case any of this insidious shit is seeping in and seeing it stated plainly by a rando helps:

you don't deserve this

"It is what it is."

ME: [pointing at the person speaking] You hear that, Little Lord Less-is-more? That's where you need to start.

Still laughing at this.

These motherfuckers

Oh i like twists like that.

why do nerds
suddenly appear
every time
I post here

I could never get into it, because it was a little low rent compared to the likes of The X-Files, but sliders had such a fun premise.

A Doreen is a wild card. She might be quiet and perhaps even surly, or she might be the brassiest bitch you've ever met.

Love,
Liam

Realizing now that I should have cut the joke off after the word "precaution." Too late to fix it now, but as I always say: At least I and all of you will be dead someday.

Reposting this old gem by yours truly, in solidarity with the recently-snowballed NYPD who are — I can only imagine — barely clinging to their lives.

Kash Patel ass product