Bucks in 6 again!

This guy thinks Breaking Bad was a documentary

The ultimate chicken hawk

How Elon Musk’s Sci-Fi Hyperloop Failed Before his misadventures in government efficiency, Musk promised to revolutionize commuting with a subway that would speed passengers between DC and Baltimore in a matter of minutes. The project was a...

"Over the past decade, the Boring Company has dug only a few miles of operational tunnel. It has never cracked $23 million in reported annual revenue…Yet, for reasons inexplicable to anyone who doesn’t worship at the altar of high finance, it is valued at $7 billion."

They will have two names McFuckface on for sure and I don’t think he can even read.

a police officer is standing in a dark room with his arms outstretched in a blurry photo . ALT: a police officer is standing in a dark room with his arms outstretched in a blurry photo .

Did it look this?

Not a trans person.

Dumbass

I got a picture of two names McFuckface accepting the offer.

As someone who routinely mocks permabullish clickbait oil forecasts, I want to be exceptionally clear:

Crude WILL go to $200/bbl, en route higher, unless traffic through the Strait resumes.

Not clickbait, but rather brutal physics and necessary economic incentives.

Did it go up?

Hegseth is going to pose in front of a Mission Accomplished banner claiming total victory while another Iran drone flies overhead to hit the US base behind him.

He’s trying to Taco. I don’t see why the Iranians would allow anything thru Hormuz anytime soon.

The leopards came for Dan.

give whoever’s idea this was a merit badge

Trying to watch hockey on tv slightly stoned is a challenge.

Sebastian definitely aged better.

He inherited his dads business

Guarantee he says this behind closed doors and Bob Woodward will have it in his next book he releases 4 years after we all die.

People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses" On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

Make it stick.

What even is the color of his hair? These billionaires all need to find a new stylist.

Maybe next time, if there is one, we can stop electing game show hosts and recruiting talking heads from Fox.

Will my shorts pay out after a nuclear holocaust

I think it will pretty soon.

I’m sure we will get our unconditional surrender from Iran any minute now.

When do the rubes turn the market green today? I was told on Twitter that war, oil rising and job losses are bullish

Grok says mixed to bullish so now I’m expecting a buy the dip this morning.

I can’t imagine how it goes up but I’m checking Twitter to see what the rubes think.

It’s been less than a week bro.

The Republican Party

It’s bad news for Jeffrey.