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Leno is going to have a field day tonight

I do not own a white linen suit, sadly

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The real Indiana Jones looks like this

May The Bridges I Burn Light The Way: The Time I Accosted Billy Zane On A Miami Street Corner "Billy Zane!" This is me last April on the streets of Miami, yelling Billy Zane's name to Billy Zane. I have no doubt – at least for a brief moment, or longer, or forever – Billy Zane thought I was a ...

For this week’s “May the Bridges I Burn Light the Way Thursday,” I wrote about the time last year when I accosted Billy Zane, wearing a white linen suit and white fedora, on a Miami street corner

There he is

(This is for paid subscribers only. If that is you, again, thank you. Your reward is a story about me embarrassing myself in front of Billy Zane. And Billy Zane saying something I found both deeply funny and profound)

May The Bridges I Burn Light The Way: The Time I Accosted Billy Zane On A Miami Street Corner "Billy Zane!" This is me last April on the streets of Miami, yelling Billy Zane's name to Billy Zane. I have no doubt – at least for a brief moment, or longer, or forever – Billy Zane thought I was a ...

For this week’s “May the Bridges I Burn Light the Way Thursday,” I wrote about the time last year when I accosted Billy Zane, wearing a white linen suit and white fedora, on a Miami street corner

What did Leno have to say? I bet he really let them have it last night

Yes he’s not a fan

Felix is 15. So, wow, that’s a good run

We need to get Felix on Super Password

I forgot I stopped updating. Friday we were told “no good.” He stayed at the hospital until Monday. We finally took him home. Like Maverick he said, “not today.”

An update: We were told he might not make it

Haha wow. I remember it on HBO nonstop

Look, he tries

Love this interview, despite it touching on things that haven’t hit the airwaves yet.

Feel like HBO (and the show) would’ve been better served by putting a couple out there at the start

I’d say one burger. Maybe.

I’m not so sure tbh

Why Jason Bateman, Linda Cardellini, and David Harbour Are ‘DTF’ INTERVIEW: Series leads Jason Bateman, Linda Cardellini, and David Harbour tell IndieWire about the twists and turns of their new HBO miniseries.

As your resident St. Louis expert, *of course* I had to talk to Jason Bateman, Linda Cardellini, and David Harbour about DTF ST.LOUIS

The real people are never as handsome as the actor

That’s the real guy

The thing people don’t get about Star Wars is Harrison Ford isn’t Han Solo, he’s just playing Han Solo. In real life Han Solo looks like this

Says the local communist that sides with the corrupt DOJ

Is Kevin Jonas The Reason Donald Trump Is President? This originally published on April 11, 2018 on Uproxx, but was deleted from the internet. A couple of interesting things happened after this published. I've never experienced a reaction to a piece qui...

Initially, “Is Kevin Jonas The Reason Donald Trump Is President?” was met with scorn, until people read it. I stand by this! And I watched way too many Celebrity Apprentice clips to have it erased from the internet. Now it’s back, with added commentary

To be fair I’m pretty aware of my current existence in the dark future

It’s the little things these days

Also a weird thing, about two hours after this originally published, Kevin Jonas followed me on Twitter. I remember being like, “uh oh”

If someone wants to pay me to do this I would be very happy to get every answer from multiple perspectives.