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part of the new cruelty / current: exactly one third of nextlander / previously: giant bomb, harmonix, gamespot, screened

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the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics

the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky

05.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 4323 πŸ” 1147 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 112

people have been going to see the Cherry Poppin' Daddies in Petaluma for decades. good people, honest people. regular people like you and me. and in some cases people that are actually me.

05.03.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think I was out of the band when that one happened, but I do have a vague recollection of who did the call-in.

05.03.2026 03:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

mom's dad may have, in fact, testified against an outfit. impossible to say if it was THE outfit.

04.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dad's dad did once run for office, a West Virginia legislature seat, IIRC. Didn't win. Possibly because of his lackluster campaign slogan, "We appreciate your support."

04.03.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Dad's dad did the standard WWII-vet-to-insurance-salesman pipeline.

Mom's dad had like 38 different jobs across his life. Deli owner, limo driver, pool hustler, bookie, etc. I don't even know all of them. One might say he was at the vanguard of the gig economy.

04.03.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

with all sincerity, there is no one on earth I would trust more with the continued preservation of this one extremely specific object.

04.03.2026 03:44 πŸ‘ 200 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

04.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 7426 πŸ” 1506 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 71
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03.03.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This bit in the From Russia With Love game made me laugh out loud. You've got a fairly grounded, low key fight based on the one in the movie, then the most video game looking fucker of all time slides into frame.

02.03.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 9588 πŸ” 2657 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 138
Stingray and Titanic Tim tangle up!!!

Stingray and Titanic Tim tangle up!!!

SATURDAY NIGHT SLAM MASTERS
CAPCOM 1994
SEGA GENESIS

01.03.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 194 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2
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this cures what ails me every time

04.11.2024 22:34 πŸ‘ 10278 πŸ” 4093 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 67

Listen, the theme I concocted for these may be extremely thin, but the movies are good, and that's all that matters.

27.02.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

it's also okay to joke about his Mets fandom

25.02.2026 04:43 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

are you telling me they did not slice off a hunk of that radical rock for every kid who had above-average conditioning and could scale a moderate obstacle?

20.02.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

these shoes look like the parting gift you get when you come in second on Nickelodeon GUTS

20.02.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 221 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 0

Justin? out here doing the lord's work.

20.02.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of a text box from Star Trek Voyager: Across the Unknown. Kathryn Janeway: Follow them! We'll get Tuvok's lungs back.

A screenshot of a text box from Star Trek Voyager: Across the Unknown. Kathryn Janeway: Follow them! We'll get Tuvok's lungs back.

This is what gaming is all about

20.02.2026 03:23 πŸ‘ 4427 πŸ” 1062 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 45

Not that I doubted, or anything, but I saw this Audiotree performance from a couple months ago and it was clear the dudes still got it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-6O...

19.02.2026 22:50 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

new Converge album is the first Certified Heater of '26. you heard it here probably not first.

19.02.2026 22:41 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0

this just seems like the kind of shirt that gets you asked a lot of questions, and they're not the kind of questions you want to have to answer in detail over and over, is all.

19.02.2026 04:34 πŸ‘ 80 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
a long sleeve white shirt with the image of Laura Palmer, dead, wrapped in plastic, as its primary graphic.

a long sleeve white shirt with the image of Laura Palmer, dead, wrapped in plastic, as its primary graphic.

you know, this isn't quite the Laura Palmer wrapped in plastic Funko Pop, but it's maybe not as far away from it as the people making it might realize.

19.02.2026 04:31 πŸ‘ 133 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1
Lou Reed - No Money Down (Official Video)
Lou Reed - No Money Down (Official Video) YouTube video by LouReedVEVO

People like to post the old latex costumes and puppets that have been found disintegrating in some guy's garage 30 years later, but this is just a music video that Lou Reed made. A record label said "yeah let's cut a check for that."

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiyX...

19.02.2026 04:02 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

I'm not joking when I say I think this is one of the best things the music video format ever produced.

19.02.2026 04:03 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

great looking movie and that’s about the only nice thing I have to say about it.

18.02.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

not sure I could even articulate what it was I hated about it at the time, as I have not seen it since. but I was like incandescent with hate for it walking out of a theater. I just remember saying over and over "how the fuck was that a movie?"

18.02.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I've seen a lot of anger inducing films in theaters for various reasons, so I'll default to one of the earliest and most inexplicable examples: the John Cusack air traffic controller romantic comedy Pushing Tin.

18.02.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

also one of my favorite β€œdrop in for one scene and absolutely kill it” performances, as kelso in β€œheat”

18.02.2026 05:08 πŸ‘ 522 πŸ” 98 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 4

it’s difficult to explain exactly what makes it so specifically French Canadien, vs France or larger Canada. I can only describe it as an unmistakable puppety-mimeishness that is unique to the region and its performance art scenes throughout the decades.

17.02.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

this popped into my feed a few days ago and I got maybe 20 seconds into it before saying out loud, to no one, β€œthis is the most French Canadian shit I’ve ever seen in my life”. I had no idea where they were from. I just knew.

17.02.2026 01:27 πŸ‘ 102 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0