Me: A lot to do. I’m going to schedule all of the things I need to do today to be productive.
Toddler: that’s cute dad. While you were busy, not having your eyes on me, I took a HUGE grumpers that overflowed out of my diaper, and I’ve been rubbing it into the carpet for the last 15 minutes. Enjoy!
Wanna take a quick break from being a human with a conscience in today’s world?
May I offer a very fun sentence to say aloud:
“Rick was shackled to his ramshackle rickshaw made of scrimshaw.”
That’s it. Feel free to go back to your regularly scheduled brooding.
#tonguetwister #vocalwarmup #fun
In the fun RPG version of current events, I think about what character I’d wanna play:
-the Protest Leader that’s a thorn in ICE’s side.
-the Politician that stirs congress & inspires change.
-the former Maga that uses his arsenal to put pressure on ICE.
-a Nurse…
But IRL, everything just sucks.
-“Blindspots in Adulthood, Financial”growing up, you were constantly told that you have to be responsible one day and earn money, but you were never taught how to manage said money once you have it.
Whenever you get more than 50 GP, roll a wisdom check DC 25.
If you fail, spend all your money
Available traits. You may choose 2:
-“Born into Faith” you grew up in a religious family and culture. You were never forced to read the spiritual dogma text, only singled out verses. Subsequently, you have a tremendous confidence in your knowledge of religion that you know next to nothing about.
That’s right. The parts of the second language that you know, are only words and phrases that would essentially do you absolutely no good in a foreign country, unless you’re looking for the bathroom.
Resistant against good advice and warnings from non-Americans.
Men, I'm afraid you can no longer grab women's asses and you can't call them sweet tits and you can no longer say the r or n words, and it would be nice if you listened to people instead of talking over anyone that doesn't look like you--
Men: OH SO NOW I GOTTA WALK ON EGGSHELLS?? THIS IS RIDICULOUS
I've worked with Zombie Orpheus on several projects over the years, and they always bring the funny. Throw some support their way if you can!
Check out The Gamers: Attack of the Pwns on @BackerKit! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/z...
Screenshot of the Cabin 9 Films YouTube page showing Satan saying “I’m hilarious!” There is a pentagram icon over the number of subscribers which has reached 666. .
Speaking of diabolical…
Brian pitches an ad sketch to Matt with a diabolical outcome in this week’s #LibCabbage clip. @mattvancil.bsky.social @thebrianlewis.bsky.social
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@tylerjameshill.com I know that you have had a LOT to say about the ending of Battlestar (what a dorky sentence that is), but now that you’re a little older, more savvy in the ways of writing, how do you feel about Ron D. Moores answer to this particular question?
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A Disney-esque Robin Hood costume made of a fox onesie, a tunic, a hat, and a bow. Foxy Robin of OoDeLoxley Costume Size: Flammable Cabin 9 Costume Shop Unexpected Awakenings Novelties®
A Shakespeare costume made of a bacon tabard, a ruff, and a pin that says "Hello, I'm Francis". Text: Dunning-Kruger Shakespeare Costume Size: Manchild Cabin9 Costume Shop Confidently Incorrect Novelties (trademark symbol is an F in a circle)
A costume made of a bear onesie, a plastic parrot, an eye patch, a tricorn hat, a sticker that reads "Hail! Eddy Teach" and a treasure chest. Text: Black Bear the Pirate Costume Size: Probably a Typo Cabin 9 Costume Shop KinderBeit Wrokshop Novelties (the registered mark is ARR)
A costume made of a leotard and leggings, headband, mustache, 70s curl wig, sweatbands, with a label that's the Starfleet logo with Beam Me Up written over it. Text: Enterprising Workout Costume Size: Bulging Cabin9 Costume Shop Dammit Gymwear Novelties®
Currently, backers of Dorkness Falls are voting to force @mattvancil.bsky.social to wear one of these costumes on set for a day. The voting is very heavily skewed. And Matt DOES love Irish ghosts a...LOT.
In this week's #LibCabbage clip, we seek answers to that critical question "Why can't liberals be nicer?"
youtu.be/0Ld9DzVROSo?...
I love working with you. Those days were so much forkin’ fun.
On Kremlin TV, Putin intimate Solov'yov says Russia so encouraged by Trump taking their side no longer see need for ceasefire.
"No, there won’t be any ceasefire. Our idea of peace is everything happening as we see fit”
Then plays a clip of Vance slamming Ukraine.
Vance is "our man" he says.
Yeah, don’t people read? Dolphins are the #1 smartest animals on Earth. Mice #2, and Humans #3.
Remember their parting words, “So long, and thanks for all the fish.”
I forgot if I never made it past THAT level, or the one where you go through the sewer system & make an impossible jump, that always ended up with every turtle falling into the water and drowning.
What exactly was NES supposed to be teaching us again? You know,by never allowing any of us to succeed?
You slap ‘bout a tablespoon of yogurt and you gotcha self a right tasty singular bite of fruit salad.
That’ll be $9, please
…5 Weeks!
That is far too long to have no power in winter. How is your community taking it? That many hours without heat or a practical way to cook food is scary.
Liberty Cabbage is a sketch comedy series with a meta narrative in which the show's creators play funhouse mirror versions of themselves producing their show. Stream the 4-episode season on YouTube! #LibCabbage youtube.com/playlist?lis...
This “call it by the ridiculous name I told you to call it, or else” move seems to be an arbitrary pretense to control the media. To instill a litmus test for how they can control the news.
If they can force you to call an apple an orange, they can force you to spout the rest of their tomfuckery.
Ooh, good for him.
I love that show. It’s super intriguing.
“Trump is acting like a king because he is too weak to govern as a President.”
-Ezra Klein
A very informative piece that has given me some solace the last few days.
“Do not preemptively comply”
Resist.
youtu.be/K8QLgLfqh6s?...
#resist #donotcomply #Trumporders #executiveorders #ProtectTransKids
Go us, indeed!
Matt's inner critic on display.
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with @mattvancil.bsky.social and @thebrianlewis.bsky.social
