Matt Splat

Free blankets and a sweet plane.

I'd ask if this quote was real or satire, but sadly, I already know the answer.

Because even with the death of woke, "uppity" is still frowned upon.

They literally can NEVER admit to being wrong or fucking up, My god what absolute inhuman pieces of literal shit.

WTF do they have on these men anyway?

Lol they were NEVER going to have ballistic missiles. Not next year, not in five years.

Gonna start in two weeks!

How does any guy post this kinda stuff without feeling just totally gross and cringe? Maybe it's my low self-esteem, IDK, but my God, I could never consider doing this. Blech.

Completely agree.

Yeah, trying to do console games on that platform was definitely a strategic blunder. Hell, even Snakes wasn't a launch title, which...IDK.

Shut up and eat your cheaper cuts of meat already! Patriotism demands that you do your part for the war, er, major combat operations effort!

BRB need to get some Listerine.

Or 1979....or 1953...ugh.

Wut

My point is that security people need to get their priorities straight. The "threat model" section of a security paper resembles the script for a telenovela that was written by a paranoid schizophrenic: there are elaborate narratives and grand conspiracy theories, and there are heroes and villains with fantastic (yet oddly constrained) powers that necessitate a grinding battle of emotional and technical attrition. In the real world, threat models are much simpler (see Figure 1). Basically, you're either dealing with Mossad or not-Mossad. If your adversary is not-Mossad, then you'll probably be fine if you pick a good password and don't respond to emails from ChEaPestPAiNPi11s@ virus-basket.biz.ru. If your adversary is the Mossad, YOU'RE GONNA DIE AND THERE'S NOTHING THAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. The Mossad is not intimidated by the fact that you employ https://. If the Mossad wants your data, they're going to use a drone to replace your cellphone with a piece of uranium that's shaped like a cellphone, and when you die of tumors filled with tumors, they're going to hold a press conference and say "It wasn't us" as they wear t-shirts that say "IT WAS DEFINITELY US," and then they're going to buy all of your stuff at your estate sale so that they can directly look at the photos of your vacation instead of reading your insipid emails about them. In summary, https:// and two dollars will get you a bus ticket to nowhere. Also, SANTA CLAUS ISN'T REAL. When it

A Usenix computer security paper from 2014 mentioned how the Israeli Mossad won't only hack your cell phone, they'll just replace your cell phone to kill you.

Guess what happens EXACTLY ONE DECADE LATER...

How flammable do you think that material is? Just, hypothetically.

I am sure that this is a highly secure environment.

In the EPL, is there such a thing as "tanking" as we have in some sports here in the US? As in, is it in the best interest of those players with relegation clauses to just lose the remainder of matches so that they can leave and go somewhere more competitive next year? (Looks at VDV)

So, basically the same as here, currently.

Let it be known that Sir Iwobi of Hale End sealed St. Totteringham's Day on the First of March, in the Year of Our Lord 2026, the earliest this blessed day has been celebrated in the Premier League, and the Greatness of Arsenal covers the land, even beyond North London, which remains Red.

Ouch

MORE OF THIS, LESS OF ANYTHING LESS THAN THIS

Art of the Deal, amirite?!

“President Trump's decision to bomb Iran is indefensible. This was not about preempting an imminent threat—it was a strategically misguided power play, with no discernible endgame,” Cato Institute’s Jon Hoffman says.

Trump’s “Golden Age”

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