Grant Brisbee

A few years ago I asked what's the most American thing you can think of it and I guess this has taken its place. The secret police performatively praying over fast food hamburgers before a hard day's work disappearing immigrants. They'd call you a hack for making a joke like that. I feel like one just noticing it having happened in real life.

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you get no respect, but you get it with ham, onions, bell peppers, and cheese

this is a helluva way to find out he's a part owner of the timberwolves

Detroiters is streaming on Netflix, and it's highly recommended.

the next thing you know, they'll elect a dem governor in kentucky

A still from the Beetlejuice NES game with him saying "smmmmmmmooooooookinnn"

A screenshot of Aero Fighters 2 with a picture of a dolphin pilot and a map, and it reads "I - Grant Brisbee - am the world's first dolphin pilot. And also the first person to have this avatar for my social media accounts"

well, looks like I'll be doing this all day

When every one them is fired or convicted, loses a lawsuit, goes to prison, dies, or dies in prison, from now until the rest of my life, I will think about Ghost (1990). I'm not happy about it either, but that's how my brain works.

i'm gonna get this handsy owl tattooed on my arm someday

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this sounds amazing, and I cannot wait to read it. I've been thinking about something similar forever.

no, when wolverines get drunk they apologize for the mistakes they've made and tell you they love you

sir that's my wife you're talking about

i would stand outside of your open dishwasher, arms folded, and say "Not bad" while absolutely shredding your logistical "skills" in my mind

“Great choice sir. The iron sheik is dead though. No sir that one wasn’t us”

Stephen Root is high on my list of "we have to get this guy an Oscar"

This sounds like an ad, but it's about murder.

AND they all have pouches and lay eggs, just completely unfair the whole way down

i'm chilling with Rick and eating a taco he made. "Fuck ICE," he says.

my understanding is that it was because the Giants kinda jumped in at the 11th hour unexpectedly, after the Phillies spent months laying a foundation, but not wanting to be involved with the post-Bochy era was a sensible plan, as it turns out

the most inventive and reinventive musician i can think of

please be fun to write about for the next 10 years please be fun to write about for the next 10 years please b

i am a professional baseball player looking for a job. My old team is the Washington Airs, but I was cut to because of my fielding problems. I used to pitch for the Tulsa Woks, but control issues moved me off the mound.

wait, there's a basketball team called the missed

1. Diving Derek Jeter

Oh, I'm old, which makes my grandpa really old. This would have been the '30s and '40s. Think they met in Iowa.

dolphin pilot, i was in southern california last month, and I saw a California Pizza Kitchen that was packed at, like, 3:00 in the afternoon. i'm not sure I can believe you anymore

feels like the alternative is a God with a big ol' hog, and then that opens up the debates as to how big is the appropriate kind of big for literally God