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‼️RAT THEM OUT‼️

#fuckice #art

Takes me back (grad research circa 2008) 😎

I genuinely feel sorry for everyone who has never experienced having their ears cleaned out with an ear scoop, the sensation is like nothing else. The most luxurious self-care.

Also telling people to use ear irrigation instead is like telling someone who's hungry to eat a raw onion

"never EVER put anything inside your ears!! you can damage your ear drums, and the ear is self cleaning anyway"

Me, with all the inherited knowledge and ancient chinese wisdom of my ancestors: so anyway, *sticks bobby pin in my ear*

THIS IS JUST PERTAINING TO ME SPECIFICALLY NOT OTHER MULLETED INDIVIDUALS

they should invent a mullet that’s cute from the side profile and not just the front and 3/4

Gar Friend PART THREE:
The FINale!

My pet gar that I donated to Shedd Aquarium got sick and disfigured.

Ten years later, no one wanted her when it was time to find her a new home...

What if #Pokemon and #AnimalCrossing had a crossover game? #24 🤎

House wren eggs are so pretty y'all....

I’ve also NEVER in my life been this student but i have a midterm tmrw for a class I haven’t attended since week 1 🥲

I just want to crochet and work on my vivarium in peace. But instead i have classes with an inexplicable amount of busy work and 5:30am fieldwork days. I am Tired.

HOWEVER, a small bit of exciting news :)

Oh yeah, and also perhaps the world as I knew it burning down around me but who knows

Didn't skip any classes today and only dozed off for ~5 min in lecture. A win is a win

It's gotta be the severe seasonal allergies combined with early morning fieldwork bc I have been EXHAUSTED these past few weeks 😭

*angrily blocking family members on social media* see you fuckers in the chinese internment camps because that’s the only way we’ll ever be in the same vicinity ever again

This cranefly looks like it’s wearing a backpack but it’s actually being taken down by a tiny jumping spider :0

It feels so dumb and useless but my current method of coping is researching vermicomposting so stay tuned for worms i guess

Trans Woman Arrested, Sent to Men’s Jail For Entering Florida Capitol Bathroom “I’m not a political activist,” she maintained. “I’m just a normal college student who thinks this law is wrong.”

1. A transgender woman let legislators know she intended to use the bathroom in the Florida Capitol.

A contingent of officers waited for her, and stood outside the door.

When she stepped in, she was arrested and sent to a men's jail.

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AND they were already warm and cooking 👀

There are usually only a few white-breasted nuthatch nests out of the 200+ boxes the museum has, but LOOK WHAT I FOUND THIS MORNING

Straight male culture is being standoffish to every woman at a gathering other than your SO

“I’m doing good things,” I tell myself as I delete the military service of a dead woman. “I’m still a good person.”

Did a quick spot of herping after class today w/ some buddies and found a fencey boy, a small yet rotund chorus frog, and a handful of slender salamanders

Not pictured: nest of CA vole mama + babies under one of the logs 🥺😭

Birder dad 100%. I know someone who broke both his legs from a fall and his climbing buddy was like “hang on lemme finish this send”

Who cares if a trans kid participates in sports. What does it matter in the long run
“Well they could steal a scholarship spot”
Oh so the arena where kids race or run into each other in front of crowds to maybe go to school isn’t the problem

Ain't no way i dreamt about IDing birds 😭 found a flock of female purple finches in my dreams last night

Just found out the younger sister of an old elem./jr high friend is dating david schwimmer LOL

It has never felt more like we live in a simulation than when being confronted by those tabloid photos for the first time

#birdbot

Oh you don’t have a valentine for Valentine’s Day?

Lots of people don’t have a shark for Shark Week.

I’m SORRY???????????!!!!!!