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There's a 25+ Splatoon server called Day Old Sushi.

.04 GB, actually.

𐑞𐑨𐑑𐑕 𐑩 𐑤𐑪𐑑 𐑝 𐑡𐑦𐑟 𐑪𐑯 𐑞𐑨𐑑 𐑒𐑱𐑒.

Certain models of the 2003 Motorola MPx200 clamshell phone contained a ringtone that was blatantly just the "Fever" theme from Dr. Mario with different notes.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue appears on the scene as Green is glaring at a failed crafts project, which has been utterly mangled beyond recognition. Blue: What's wrong? Green: The jute rope basket I've been trying to weave fell apart. Blue sits down opposite of Green, also looking at the mangled basket attempt. Blue: The one that was shedding needly fibers everywhere? Green: Yep. Blue continues looking at the failed basket as Green raises his head to look at Blue incredulously. Blue: Aw, sorry to hear that. Green: Why? You hated that thing. Blue looks back up, and both foxes look at each other calmly. Blue: Just because I'm glad that it's gone doesn't mean I can't be sorry that you lost it.

I'm a game design genius

Don't rings have a standard sizing scheme? Why not just use that?

𐑣𐑵 𐑣𐑽 𐑐𐑮𐑪𐑯𐑬𐑯𐑕𐑟 𐑞 "𐑑𐑰" 𐑦𐑯 "often"? 𐑲 𐑛𐑦𐑛𐑩𐑑 𐑢𐑧𐑯 𐑲 𐑢𐑩𐑟 𐑘𐑳𐑙𐑜𐑼, 𐑚𐑳𐑑 𐑼𐑮𐑬𐑯𐑛 15-16 𐑕𐑳𐑥𐑔𐑦𐑙 𐑗𐑱𐑯𐑡𐑛 𐑦𐑯 𐑥𐑰 𐑯 𐑲 𐑕𐑑𐑸𐑑𐑛 𐑕𐑱𐑦! "𐑪𐑓𐑑𐑧𐑯" 𐑦𐑯𐑕𐑑𐑧𐑛 𐑝 "𐑪𐑓𐑧𐑯".

This is the shit that Gamestop has to do to try and stay relevant? Disgusting.

𐑿 𐑯𐑴 𐑞𐑴𐑟 𐑕𐑒𐑳𐑤 𐑕𐑐𐑲𐑛𐑼 𐑧𐑯𐑩𐑥𐑦𐑟 𐑓𐑮𐑳𐑥 ·𐑟𐑧𐑤𐑛𐑩, 𐑞 "Skulltula"? 𐑢𐑧𐑤 𐑞𐑱 𐑸𐑯𐑑 𐑒𐑭𐑤𐑛 " 𐑕𐑒𐑳𐑤𐑑𐑳𐑤𐑩𐑟", 𐑞𐑱 𐑸 𐑨𐑒𐑖𐑵𐑩𐑤𐑦 𐑒𐑭𐑤𐑛 "𐑕𐑒𐑳𐑤𐑗𐑵𐑤𐑩𐑟", 𐑨𐑟 𐑦𐑯 "𐑑𐑩𐑮𐑨𐑯𐑗𐑵𐑤𐑩".

𐑲 𐑣𐑨𐑛 𐑩 𐑯𐑱𐑑𐑥𐑺 𐑞𐑨𐑑 𐑕𐑳𐑥𐑢𐑳𐑯 𐑒𐑦𐑤𐑛 ·𐑭𐑯𐑡𐑮𐑲 𐑚𐑲 𐑗𐑮𐑲𐑦𐑙 𐑑 𐑥𐑱𐑒 𐑩 𐑒𐑪𐑥𐑐𐑿𐑑𐑼 𐑚𐑨𐑒𐑳𐑐 𐑝 𐑣𐑦𐑥 𐑞𐑨𐑑 𐑢𐑩𐑟 𐑴𐑯𐑤𐑦 88 𐑥𐑧𐑜𐑩𐑚𐑲𐑑𐑕 𐑦𐑯 𐑕𐑲𐑟 ∠𐑦𐑑 𐑖𐑫𐑛 𐑣𐑨𐑝 𐑚𐑦𐑯 𐑤𐑸𐑡𐑼?⦢. 𐑝 𐑒𐑹𐑕 𐑣𐑰𐑟 𐑨𐑒𐑖𐑵𐑩𐑤𐑦 𐑓𐑲𐑯, 𐑚𐑳𐑑 𐑲 𐑛𐑧𐑓𐑦𐑯𐑦𐑑𐑤𐑦 𐑢𐑴𐑒 𐑳𐑐 𐑦𐑯 𐑩 𐑒𐑴𐑤𐑛 𐑕𐑢𐑧𐑑.

Yeah, they use Gamechat to stream the game, and I watch and chat with them. The framerate isn't great, but it's not awful either and is better than nothing.

I use Gamechat regularly with friends who don't have capture cards to stream.

Look, I’m 100% pro-emulation. But it’d also be really nice if people who do nothing but emulate would shut the hell up and quit inserting themselves into conversations about new ports of games sometimes. 🥴

𐑴 𐑜𐑪𐑛 𐑦𐑑𐑕 𐑷𐑓𐑳𐑤

Lost in Dustin? What the fuck kind of "a" is that?

Dennis nedry jurrasic park "see nobody cares" meme reads Hey everybody, this guy still posts on X! See? Everyone is horrified and disappointed. They feel it speaks directly to your values.

𐑢𐑞𐑓, 𐑞𐑨𐑑𐑕 𐑨𐑒𐑗𐑿𐑩𐑤𐑦 𐑦𐑯 𐑞 𐑜𐑱𐑥?

Did you know the PlayStation 1 boot-up logo has a missing pixel on it?

Not sure who needed to know this, but I can't unsee it... and now NEITHER CAN YOU. 😎👍

www.virtual-boy.com/homebrew/

𐑞𐑺 𐑸, 𐑯 𐑞𐑺 𐑸 𐑰𐑝𐑩𐑯 𐑓𐑤𐑨𐑕 𐑒𐑸𐑑𐑕 𐑩𐑝𐑱𐑤𐑩𐑚𐑩𐑤 𐑑 𐑐𐑤𐑱 𐑣𐑴𐑥𐑚𐑮𐑵 𐑪𐑯 𐑮𐑾𐑤 𐑣𐑸𐑛𐑢𐑺.

𐑞 ·𐑝𐑻𐑗𐑵𐑩𐑤 𐑚𐑶 𐑿𐑕𐑑 𐑑 𐑚𐑰 𐑩 𐑚𐑦𐑑 𐑝 𐑨𐑯 𐑪𐑚𐑕𐑧𐑖𐑩𐑯 𐑝 𐑥𐑲𐑯, 𐑚𐑳𐑑 𐑲 𐑢𐑩𐑕 𐑯𐑧𐑝𐑼 𐑱𐑚𐑩𐑤 𐑑 𐑩𐑓𐑹𐑛 𐑢𐑳𐑯, 𐑕𐑴 𐑞𐑦𐑕 𐑯𐑵 𐑮𐑦𐑤𐑰𐑕 𐑦𐑟 𐑞 𐑯𐑧𐑒𐑕𐑑 𐑚𐑧𐑕𐑑 𐑔𐑦𐑙.

𐑯𐑴, 𐑲 𐑛𐑦𐑛𐑩𐑯𐑑 𐑐𐑤𐑱 𐑞𐑧𐑥 𐑯𐑵, 𐑚𐑳𐑑 𐑲 𐑣𐑨𐑝 𐑧𐑥𐑿𐑤𐑱𐑑𐑩𐑛 𐑞𐑧𐑥 𐑦𐑯 𐑞 𐑐𐑨𐑕𐑑 𐑢𐑦𐑔 ·𐑜𐑵𐑜𐑩𐑤 𐑒𐑸𐑛𐑚𐑹𐑛. 𐑞 𐑜𐑱𐑥 ·𐑡𐑨𐑒 𐑚𐑮𐑴𐑟 𐑦𐑟 𐑐𐑮𐑦𐑑𐑦 𐑓𐑳𐑯, 𐑚𐑳𐑑 𐑞𐑨𐑑𐑕 𐑯𐑪𐑑 𐑩𐑝𐑱𐑤𐑩𐑚𐑩𐑤 𐑘𐑧𐑑.

·𐑕𐑐𐑱𐑕 𐑦𐑯𐑝𐑱𐑛𐑼𐑟 𐑝𐑻𐑗𐑵𐑩𐑤 𐑒𐑪𐑤𐑧𐑒𐑖𐑩𐑯 𐑦𐑟 𐑭𐑤𐑕𐑴 𐑐𐑮𐑪𐑥𐑦𐑕𐑦𐑙 𐑦𐑓 𐑴𐑯𐑤𐑦 𐑚𐑦𐑒𐑳𐑟 𐑞 𐑓𐑦𐑟𐑦𐑒𐑩𐑤 𐑒𐑸𐑑 𐑦𐑟 𐑞 𐑮𐑱𐑮𐑧𐑕𐑑 𐑝𐑻𐑗𐑵𐑩𐑤 𐑚𐑶 𐑜𐑱𐑥 𐑯 𐑮𐑧𐑜𐑿𐑤𐑼𐑤𐑦 𐑕𐑧𐑤𐑕 𐑓 𐑴𐑝𐑼 $1000 𐑢𐑧𐑯 𐑦𐑑 𐑛𐑳𐑟 𐑐𐑪𐑐 𐑳𐑐.

DS9 "Q-Less"; Q wearing a command red Starfleet uniform and addressing Chief O'Brien, with caption: Weren't you one of the little people?

𐑣𐑵𐑮𐑱! 𐑞 ·𐑝𐑻𐑗𐑵𐑩𐑤 𐑚𐑶 𐑕𐑪𐑓𐑑𐑢𐑺 𐑓 ·𐑕𐑢𐑦𐑗/2 𐑦𐑟 𐑬𐑑! 𐑲 𐑜𐑪𐑑 𐑥𐑲 𐑮𐑧𐑐𐑤𐑦𐑒𐑩 𐑘𐑧𐑕𐑑𐑼𐑛𐑱, 𐑯 𐑣𐑨𐑝 𐑚𐑦𐑯 𐑐𐑤𐑱𐑦𐑙 𐑕𐑦𐑯𐑕 3𐑱𐑧𐑥.

𐑲𐑥 𐑮𐑾𐑤𐑦 𐑚𐑨𐑛 𐑨𐑑 2𐑛𐑰 𐑐𐑤𐑨𐑑𐑓𐑹𐑥𐑼𐑟 𐑯 ·𐑝𐑻𐑗𐑵𐑩𐑤 𐑚𐑶 𐑢𐑹𐑦𐑴 𐑤𐑨𐑯𐑛 𐑦𐑟 𐑯𐑴 𐑧𐑒𐑕𐑧𐑐𐑖𐑩𐑯. ·𐑑𐑧𐑤𐑻𐑴𐑚𐑪𐑒𐑕𐑼 𐑦𐑟 𐑭𐑤𐑕𐑴 𐑣𐑸𐑛, 𐑲 𐑚𐑺𐑤𐑦 𐑥𐑱𐑛 𐑦𐑑 𐑔𐑮𐑵 𐑞 𐑓𐑻𐑕𐑑 𐑓𐑲𐑑. ·𐑮𐑧𐑛 𐑩𐑤𐑸𐑥 𐑦𐑟 𐑢𐑨𐑒, 𐑢𐑲 𐑛𐑳𐑟 𐑦𐑑 𐑤𐑧𐑑 𐑿 𐑛𐑧𐑛 𐑧𐑯𐑛 𐑦𐑯𐑑𐑵 𐑢𐑭𐑤𐑟?!

The USS Entrepreneur? Can't say I'm familiar with that one.

𐑣𐑳, 𐑥𐑱𐑚𐑦 𐑲 𐑛𐑦𐑛𐑩𐑯𐑑 𐑚𐑰𐑑 ·𐑴𐑒𐑭𐑥𐑦 𐑚𐑓. 𐑞 𐑜𐑱𐑥 𐑡𐑳𐑕𐑑 𐑴𐑐𐑦𐑯𐑛 𐑳𐑐 𐑑 ·𐑒𐑭𐑥𐑵𐑦, 𐑩𐑯𐑳𐑞𐑼 𐑺𐑾 𐑲 𐑣𐑨𐑝 𐑨𐑚𐑕𐑴𐑤𐑵𐑑𐑤𐑦 𐑯𐑴 𐑥𐑧𐑥𐑼𐑦 𐑝.

𐑲 𐑕𐑺 𐑲 𐑮𐑦𐑥𐑧𐑥𐑚𐑼 𐑞 𐑓𐑲𐑯𐑩𐑤 𐑚𐑪𐑕 𐑓𐑲𐑑 𐑞𐑴?

About the opening scene of this week's Starfleet Academy:

Doesn't he share that room with two other guys?

One of whom is HER BROTHER?

When are they shipping?