A black and white cat, sleeping on his back on a heated mat with his head resting on a personβs hand.
A black and white cat, sleeping on his back on a heated mat with his head resting on a personβs hand.
Uni fell asleep on my hand, so I canβt go to work today
12.03.2026 13:30
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Ten hundred hours of wire management later, my chudstation is finished
12.03.2026 06:58
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You look... crunchy.
11.03.2026 17:40
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Kenji is getting patches of white fur on him cuz he's OLD AS BALLS and it's making me sad
11.03.2026 20:58
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AND they're exposed πΌ
11.03.2026 20:55
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11.03.2026 18:47
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Sometimes I think about how my dad farted so hard he ripped a hole through his jeans at work and I'm like yeah that explains a lot about me
11.03.2026 17:42
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My lemon loaf has had a whole night to soak and I change my mind this shit is fucking delicious. Fastest loaf of my life too, standard bread ingredients with a whole ass lemon
11.03.2026 17:28
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saintnurseplus's strawpage
saintnurseplus's strawpage
send me dumb shit im gonna die from eating a lemon raw saintnurseplus.straw.page
11.03.2026 04:45
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This lemon loaf would've been way better if I didn't split the batter like I thought I was supposed to but also my lemon enjoying mom and brother think this is my magnum fucking opus
11.03.2026 04:06
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You ever get so pissed you make lemon bread this shit STICKY
11.03.2026 03:58
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10.03.2026 21:43
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Anyways lrp is still killing me
11.03.2026 03:14
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shirt: NO longer w/ stupid and i also hate children and birds
[ request: As a tack-on to that other message: Please take a moment to picture with me Fandaniel wearing an old Azem-style dubiously sourced t-shirt along the lines of "I'm no longer with stupid," a la the evergreen divorce strip you've drawn of them. ]
single and loving it βοΈπ
06.03.2026 06:41
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I was so hungry I wasn't quite paying attention that the meat I was eating wasn't just grey it was fucking WHITE
LIKE A BONE
THIS HOUSE IS A NIGHTMARE
11.03.2026 03:13
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text: SURPRISED, IDIOT? Seems I got eeeverything YOU wanted! YOUR STUPID BOYFRIEND DIED!! AND!! I (sound of a bow cut fella getting strangled)
[ request: It's been such a treat seeing your old Azem/Hermes stuff! Would M'eowdy have any thoughts on learning that in a previous life, she and Fandaniel had (checks notes) a bajillion kids? ]
this is fucking killing me because i have no idea who would be more mad at this
06.03.2026 06:21
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my favorite way of playing xiv is gathering a group of idiots and forcing them to play trivia, math, or spelling with force death during alliance raids
11.03.2026 01:08
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anyone got a list of venues that arent owned by racists or like.
10.03.2026 23:22
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Consegui desenhar um gatinho pelo celular π±
#BRart #art #drawing
09.03.2026 18:45
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This is NOT alice in chains.
10.03.2026 21:04
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New cd testing day.
10.03.2026 20:52
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I'm losing my shit this is the greatest nightmare I've ever watched standard audiences shit themselves over its like showing a ghost story to a roblox 9 year old
10.03.2026 20:16
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Fujimoto I kneel
10.03.2026 20:09
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Thank you God for costco
10.03.2026 18:03
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wormy annoyed me so i put her in devil may cry
10.03.2026 02:46
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"REPRISAL!"
"AHAHA! You FOOLS!! Reprisal doesn't sta--"
((last panel npc getting eaten alive by holy chain))
(old) haurchefant day
11.11.2025 23:52
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10.03.2026 01:37
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(Half asleep after 3 cokes and a coffee and two bowls of cereal)
Haurchefant and Hermes start with am h did y
10.03.2026 01:28
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nodding so thats how it is (understands nothing)
10.03.2026 00:26
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A cream and white cat on the left and a black and white cat wearing a pink collar on the right. Both looking at the camera.
A black and white cat wearing a pink collar, looking at the camera
That smile⦠Uni is definitely planning something
09.03.2026 21:08
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