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LVL100 Paladin Kei

@saintnurse

πŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ / 25+/πŸ”ž/(EN/ESP/ζ—₯本θͺž)/He/Her Commissons: Open! I own a 200 dollar glover plush #art and Everything Else enthusiast vgen.co/saintnurse

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A black and white cat, sleeping on his back on a heated mat with his head resting on a person’s hand.

A black and white cat, sleeping on his back on a heated mat with his head resting on a person’s hand.

A black and white cat, sleeping on his back on a heated mat with his head resting on a person’s hand.

A black and white cat, sleeping on his back on a heated mat with his head resting on a person’s hand.

Uni fell asleep on my hand, so I can’t go to work today

12.03.2026 13:30 πŸ‘ 2311 πŸ” 473 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 4
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Ten hundred hours of wire management later, my chudstation is finished

12.03.2026 06:58 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You look... crunchy.

11.03.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Kenji is getting patches of white fur on him cuz he's OLD AS BALLS and it's making me sad

11.03.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AND they're exposed 😼

11.03.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I think about how my dad farted so hard he ripped a hole through his jeans at work and I'm like yeah that explains a lot about me

11.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My lemon loaf has had a whole night to soak and I change my mind this shit is fucking delicious. Fastest loaf of my life too, standard bread ingredients with a whole ass lemon

11.03.2026 17:28 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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send me dumb shit im gonna die from eating a lemon raw saintnurseplus.straw.page

11.03.2026 04:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This lemon loaf would've been way better if I didn't split the batter like I thought I was supposed to but also my lemon enjoying mom and brother think this is my magnum fucking opus

11.03.2026 04:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You ever get so pissed you make lemon bread this shit STICKY

11.03.2026 03:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 1557 πŸ” 159 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 4

Anyways lrp is still killing me

11.03.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
shirt: NO longer w/ stupid and i also hate children and birds

shirt: NO longer w/ stupid and i also hate children and birds

[ request: As a tack-on to that other message: Please take a moment to picture with me Fandaniel wearing an old Azem-style dubiously sourced t-shirt along the lines of "I'm no longer with stupid," a la the evergreen divorce strip you've drawn of them. ]

single and loving it ✌️😜

06.03.2026 06:41 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was so hungry I wasn't quite paying attention that the meat I was eating wasn't just grey it was fucking WHITE

LIKE A BONE

THIS HOUSE IS A NIGHTMARE

11.03.2026 03:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
text: SURPRISED, IDIOT? Seems I got eeeverything YOU wanted! YOUR STUPID BOYFRIEND DIED!! AND!! I (sound of a bow cut fella getting strangled)

text: SURPRISED, IDIOT? Seems I got eeeverything YOU wanted! YOUR STUPID BOYFRIEND DIED!! AND!! I (sound of a bow cut fella getting strangled)

[ request: It's been such a treat seeing your old Azem/Hermes stuff! Would M'eowdy have any thoughts on learning that in a previous life, she and Fandaniel had (checks notes) a bajillion kids? ]

this is fucking killing me because i have no idea who would be more mad at this

06.03.2026 06:21 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

my favorite way of playing xiv is gathering a group of idiots and forcing them to play trivia, math, or spelling with force death during alliance raids

11.03.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

anyone got a list of venues that arent owned by racists or like.

10.03.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Consegui desenhar um gatinho pelo celular πŸ“±

#BRart #art #drawing

09.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 660 πŸ” 101 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is NOT alice in chains.

10.03.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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New cd testing day.

10.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm losing my shit this is the greatest nightmare I've ever watched standard audiences shit themselves over its like showing a ghost story to a roblox 9 year old

10.03.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fujimoto I kneel

10.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Thank you God for costco

10.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

wormy annoyed me so i put her in devil may cry

10.03.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 787 πŸ” 262 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
"REPRISAL!"
"AHAHA! You FOOLS!! Reprisal doesn't sta--"
((last panel npc getting eaten alive by holy chain))

"REPRISAL!" "AHAHA! You FOOLS!! Reprisal doesn't sta--" ((last panel npc getting eaten alive by holy chain))

(old) haurchefant day

11.11.2025 23:52 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(Half asleep after 3 cokes and a coffee and two bowls of cereal)

Haurchefant and Hermes start with am h did y

10.03.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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nodding so thats how it is (understands nothing)

10.03.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A cream and white cat on the left and a black and white cat wearing a pink collar on the right. Both looking at the camera.

A cream and white cat on the left and a black and white cat wearing a pink collar on the right. Both looking at the camera.

A black and white cat wearing a pink collar, looking at the camera

A black and white cat wearing a pink collar, looking at the camera

That smile… Uni is definitely planning something

09.03.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 2327 πŸ” 400 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 3