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The wizard checks the wards on the laboratory door to be sure they will keep the little cat out while he works with dangerous chemicals.
photo of an all-white male cat sleeping in a cardboard box, which is labeled "Kirkland signature salted sweet cream butter". the cat is resting his head on one of the box corners, with his neck at an awkward up-angle. still, he looks completely content, as his eyes are closed...
same as the other photo description in terms of the white cat and cardboard box, except this time, the cat is resting his... nose? upper lip? against the same box corner as before. this does not look comfortable either, but he STILL seems content.......
he is salted sweet cream butter......
Cowboy and Macready on the couch
The moment they realize this lighter I'm holding is not a dog treat
The Ascension of Christ, by Adriaen van der Werff, 1710, πΈ by Issac Baldizon
"Sloppelganger" is one for the ages
On track to close on the house on thursday! I am fucking vibrating!
Holy shit - this would be very, very bad:
"The databases, called βNumidentβ and the βMaster Death File,β include records for more than 500 million living and dead Americans, including Social Security numbers, places and dates of birth, citizenship, race and ethnicity, and parentsβ names."
Good on you for standing firm on the union. Really sucks that this happened, but you made the right choice
(Alt text: yard sign that reads "vote no on the UNfair redistricting amendment April 21")
I love these whiny ass yard signs. "Waahhhh! It's UNFAIR!" as though Republicans haven't spent literal decades fucking over everyone, everywhere, gerrymandering shit in their favor. These people are softer than baby shit and they can all fuck themselves.
a drawing of a monk wearing dark glasses and rolling dice at a table
gambling monk, germany, 15th century
A brown bunny hides its head behind a blue package with a tiger image on it.
Heater, an orange cat, sits in perfect load formation on an unmade bed.
may I offer you a loaf in this trying time (one week until Election Day)
orange cat upside down with his tongue out
orange cat upside down with his tongue out
i simply cannot believe what i am seeing
Fluffy gray tabby sitting up on the arm of a couch, looking handsome in front of a potted plant and a window with a round stained glass panel hanging behind him.
The Morning Monty offers you bunny-soft handsomeness in these difficult times.
Here's a thread featuring clips of key moments from the DC Metropolitan Police body camera footage of the March 17, 2025 DOGE raid on the US Institute of Peace that I obtained as a result of my FOIA lawsuit:
What the god damn fuck man, this is psychotic
W A F F L E S
This is the warning on the blood pressure monitor my dad just got.
Exceptional work. Anybody know what the fuck itβs supposed to mean?
Last line is especially ominous
orange cat pouting
when you're getting fussed at for trying to dig Papa out of the blankets so you can bite him
a tan long-haired dachshund with incredibly floofy ears sits with his front paws on a window sill and his nose pressed up against the window. he's accompanied by his stuffed squirrel friend. their reflections stares back at them. Stevie the dachshund does not see the irony in watching for squirrels with his squirrel friend. he's too busy being locked in on the happenings outside his window.
This is Stevie. He's on squirrel watch. His stuffed friend is also a squirrel, but he's one of the good ones. 14/10 (IG: longdogstevie)
Chris Cocks.
The guy who voices Master Chief from the video game "Halo," who was featured in a White House meme video showing missiles blowing people up in Iran, calls it "disgusting and juvenile war porn" wapo.st/3NhffGm
It's beautiful