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Announcement poster of Lady Gaga’s Mayhem Ball tour in Autumn 2025

Now to start preparing myself for mortal combat to get tickets for this next week🫡

she was born with a rare condition that causes her to NEVER FUCKING MISS

There’s a lot of slow burners on there that I wasn’t sure of initially… Don’t Call Tonight, Vanish Into You etc

After 5 days of non-stop listening I concluded that MAYHEM is a no skips album
(If we pretend it ends at Shadow of a Man🧍‍♂️)

This is exactly how I’d want my paper to be handled

The couple songs she shared snippets of to fans outside the hotel in Paris sounded like bangers! There’s a lot of hype around one supposedly called Abracadabra

Screenshot of Spotify preview of Lady Gaga’s upcoming album “Mayhem” due to be released in March

I needed this announcement to get me through what feels like a never-ending January

Have you tried the trip CBD oils ? They come in flavours like orange and camomile etc

The real question is are they in tubs or barrels…

And finally seeing vroom vroom live was a religious experience

Me and Chris at brat tour

Charli xcx performing track 10 dancing in the water

Charli xcx performing 360 in front of large brat banner

I am truly a changed man after being so close to Charli at the brat tour yesterday (photo creds to Chris since despite being so close my own photos were terrible)

they should do black friday deal but for 2 bed flats in east london

Genuinely baffled that I have yet to see it snowing or sleeting in London today… am I being lied to by everyone on the internet or ??

My bank account is taking an absolute hammering for the number of little treats I’m having to buy myself to feel the slightest bit of dopamine when the days are this short and dark😵‍💫

You don’t appreciate what you have until it’s taken from you (the Lizzie Line is shut from Woolwich all weekend)

First post had a typo… I’m definitely never posting again

UCL baddies🤓

Getting my first Bluesky post (skeet???) out there before inevitably never post again