a man sitting on a couch holding a miller lite can ALT: a man sitting on a couch holding a miller lite can

tariffs happening for no reason and theyre making your life worse, secret police kidnapping people for no reason and making your life worse, firing thousands of government employees for no reason and making your life worse, going to war with iran for no reason and making your life worse

He’s really slow walking this one though

idk I’ve seen a bajillion kids movies where the kids parents die & let me tell you, having a convo with my kid about how anyone can die at any time & it doesn’t matter if they’re someone’s mom or dad is way harder than having a convo about how sometimes someone has two dads or whatever. And yet

my tax dollars attacking with missiles more missiles that are somehow also my tax dollars

funding USAID (an agency which Trump and Musk illegally destroyed) cost each individual American taxpayer about $64 annually while saving millions of lives around the world.

instead, we've got:

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

One of my favorite pieces of cognitive dissonance to come out is the comply or die folks caring about how another country treats its protestors to justify bombing them

Sorry but I love it every time that the fraud betting apps go health insurance mode and find the smallest discrepancy to justify not paying out to the inside traders who are its core customer base. Eat shit.

Disgusting. I’ll take two.

Michele Tafoya texting Tony Dungy asking if he has interest in joining her YouTube channel to get 300 views per week.

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 6, Episode 10

saw a post about keith moon which reminds me that i once got a bird for my birthday. i named him keith moon. about a week later, keith moon (the drummer) died and two days later, my cat and dog conspired to knock keith moon (the bird) out of his cage and killed him and i had to mourn two keith moons

Next stop Kamar-Taj

F1 Too with Jason Bateman

“and then this motherfucker puts a FEATHER in his CAP, and you are not gonna believe what he called that shit. guess. just fuckin guess.”

Hey wait a second this isn’t Echo & The Bunnymen what the fuck

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show

I need everyone on here to know incredible things are happening at the Turning Point USA Halftime Show.

Redfin: remember, if your neighbor is racist toward you, all you have to do is save him during a weather emergency to earn his respect

No Kings includes Draft Kings

At least you weren’t “who the FUCK is this weirdo playing with Nirvana in socks” at 18 years old 🤣

They were already touring as 4 back in the Insomniac days.

I also remember them having the keys like 20 years ago.

Bad Bunny at the halftime show demonstrates not controversy, but the fact that this country is now a pluralistic modern nation containing vast cultural diversity, achieved through heroic effort against a flank of confederate-sympathizing bigots who are the most coddled little babies of all time.

JD Vance should just stay home, it's really too much trouble to let him out into the world

Not one of my kid's friends knows that there was a penguin called Chilly Willy. I don't even know what they're supposedly teaching them at FanDuel Charter.

Headed up to Tosche Station for some power converters?

Sadly I’m at least a couple more generations removed than that.

TC should be too but similar reasons, I’m guessing