Tony

"I wanna be mysterious so bad but I just cannot shut the fuck up"

It's tough trying to reconcile "being mysterious" with "being compelled to explain why".

U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for “Armageddon,” Return of Jesus Advocacy group reports commanders giving similar messages at more than 30 installations in every branch of the military

"A combat-unit commander told non-commissioned officers at a briefing Monday that the Iran war is part of God’s plan and that Pres. Donald Trump was “anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth”

"I like you enough to not dwell on the negative qualities of your personality, even though sometimes I want to set you on fire."

- me, allegedly

I wonder if Lavender is the best possible weapon in the war on toxic masculinity due to its estrogenic properties.

#ScentedCandles

Isn't "Class" usually defined by the group I'm not a part of and I'm just supposed to go along with their labels and hierarchy because they know better / are better?

What did Pennywise ever do to you?

Never heard of this law before right this second but holy fuck if it does not 100% check out

A fluffy white Wheaten terrier in her bed on my bed in the foreground with a black, formerly feral, cat in the background.

Fair is fair.

But it invokes FEAR!™ Which is the most important commodity in the media economy.

It was dreaming it was out of ink.

Is there a word limit?

I have mostly been completely exonerated. #Mostly

That's great news!

"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit:
There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.

There is nothing more or else to it, and there never has been, in any place or time."

- Frank Wilhoit

You are a good #CatDad

LOL. I missed the lyrical reference. Sorry. It's early for me.

#NomNomNom

I think it's one of the hardest things for any human anywhere is to admit they are wrong to someone they don't like.

Humility is hard. And so often looked down upon as a weakness, especially by toxic individuals and groups that drive so much of our social discourse.

Don't underestimate him. He probably has a can of pepper spray too.

Well, I hope the #FunPolice don't find out about that.

Is this about the cookies?

“I can be changed by what happens to me. But I refuse to be reduced by it.”

- Maya Angelou

Willa, a wheaten terrier, before grooming.

Willa, a happy muppet, after grooming.

This precious princess has been groomed.

text reads "BREAKING NEWS: 'Mar a Lago' is Spanish" with 3 laughing emoji.

a grey scale image of Dory, the Blue Tang from "Finding Nemo", in thoughtful consideration over the reef. Caption reads: "the Picture of Dory in Gray" "(I'm so sorry)" "(No I'm not)"

#Important

#FunFact Psychopaths are immune to contagious yawning.

Black cat with green eyes in a brown heated bed.

Rise and Sparkle!

White dog poking her nose up to a black cat on a brown couch.

Willa giving Sparkle soft kisses. Without getting bopped on the nose.

So people she doesn’t like have race and ethnicity?