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demonic procession

demonic possession

do you care

of mince and meat

when a 9 mana cost card gets countered for 1 mana that's a special moment for everyone involved

MANA TITHE IS AN EXCEPTION

i don't consider counterspell to be a stax adjacent effect, i consider it to be a death threat.

i play reprieve rather than counterspell because im a wholesome bitch

sunk cuck fallacy

Enter the Infinite {8}{U}{U}{U}{U} Sorcery Draw cards equal to the number of cards in your library, then put a card from your hand on top of your library. You have no maximum hand size until your next turn. Illustrated by Lindsey Look art depicts lady with her head open depicting blue magical energy and stairs into it. she has scrolls, and stuff around her and a bird on her hand.

me coming up with posts

chat is it good that our government has a fragile ego

just as a 4 or 5 mana white spell nothing too dramatic.

next time they go to theros they should make an enchantment that is like ascension of the demigods that makes all demigods in ur deck, hand, field into God's and gives them invincible.

ofc we might be some ascend as God cards too.

well he does it slightly different but it feels just as good

I could play a lot of Sagas so it'll be like an Enchantment / God Tribal and fit Tom Bombadil in there.

last thing i did with facebook before i deleted it lmaooo 😭 i was in an unwell era

Zodiark, Umbral God {B}{B}{B}{B}{B} Legendary Creature — God Indestructible When Zodiark enters, each player sacrifices half the non-God creatures they control of their choice, rounded down. Whenever a player sacrifices another creature, put a +1/+1 counter on Zodiark. 5/5 Illustrated by AKAGI

I'm sure we can make room for Zodiark 🤭

i should alternate using my mythics cards on generally good stuff™ and Theros Gods so i can finally do an Esika Prismatic Bridge God Tribal deck.

when i found out that she was EMBEZZLING from her i was like oh this wasn't just fervent obsession smdh. 😒

timothee shallowmet

okay someone push timothee chalamet down the stairs

ok but only a million dollars

a decade ago Spotify would feel the need to answer for this after public pressure. 🥲

clown clout

I've prolly watched like 5 lets plays of Fears to Fathom woodbury getaway and I guess I'll watch markipliers too

Fix your hearts or die.

lfg