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When I become President, you will NOT get a smart phone until you know how to work a computer and prove that you can remember passwords. You get a flip phone, then you take a test to show you know how to open your email and print.
I slept horribly last night. Now I’m at work looking like an exhausted detective in a 70s movie who knows that the whole damn system is rotten from top to bottom.
This is part of a genre of jokes that I call “90s Conan.”
Anyway! My current fave book in my self-pubbed bibliography is THIS!
DEATH TO THE WIZARD KINGS.
Fun fact: The Baltimore Ravens are named for the Edgar Allan Poe poem “The Raven.” But they’re not the only sports team named after a poem. Just ask the Kansas City “There Once Was a Man From Nantuckets.”
Every time I go to Texas Roadhouse, I feel like I’m walking into a LucasArts game from the 90s. I can’t explain it.
Why do we keep making Pride and Prejudice, Jane Eyre, and Wuthering Heights? Are there no other stories with sullen men in gothic mansions that can be adapted?
It’s my birthday today. I’m going to celebrate by climbing inside a gilded sarcophagus and sleeping for a thousand years.
Why is media still covering the State of the Union? That pedophile melting Jack o lantern is just going to flagrantly lie.
Are you fucking serious?
The Pitt is such a fucking bummer.
You think "the online left" is unhinged, dog please talk to an independent voter IRL. They want universal healthcare and abolish taxes. They want to dissolve the coast guard. They want to rename the army the coast guard. They want their alien implants removed, and they also want more alien implants
Hey writers, if you are interested in applying just hit me up in m]my DMs. They are open!
There’s a significant amount of “Hits From the Bong” by Cypress Hill that is devoted to proper bong maintenance.
My sister describes The Great Wolf Lodge as the perfect resort at which to get hand food and mouth disease.
Wayne and Garth (two rock n roll burnouts) from Wayne’s World 2 looking uncomfortable.
Chris Parnell as the cyclops overseer from Fallout Season One.
“We’ll be sure to cross all of our tees and dot all of our…lowercase…jays…”
Hearing grown men talk about MMA fighters sounds like my son talking about the cast of Pokemon.
Here is my James Bond take. It’s the only Bond take that matters. Do an anthology film! With different Bonds, different writers, and different styles. Return to the 60s, 70s, and 80s. Make checks payable to Rob Walker. 🚬 🍸 #BondJamesBond
Is The Lottery by Shirley Jackson “folk horror”?
So AOC has an asteroid named after her. The asteroid is named because of her science experiments which won 2nd place globally in microbiology at Intel ISEF. So when I hear people call her an idiot, I just assume they get their information from the back of a Long John Silvers Mystery Maze.
Currently working my way through the DC Absolute line of comics. I loved Absolute Martian Manhunter (Grant Morrison Vibez) Absolute Batman was good (still not sure about it entirely), loved Absolute Superman. These comics are addressing the cultural moment and I am so delighted by that.
Absolutely! I kind of blame the MCU business model for doing away with a vague ethereal continuity in media. James Bond doesn’t need to have a concrete timeline for Pete’s sake.
Cover for the DC Elwood’s comic- Batman Houdini: The Devil’s Workshop. The image features Houdini upside down in the water torture cell, while Batman looks on.
Cover for the DC Elsworlds comic JSA: The Liberty files. Featuring pulp 1930s versions of Batman, Hourman, Dr. Midnight, The Sandman.
The cover of the DC Elseworlds comic Superman: Speeding Bullets. The cover features Batman with a modified logo on his chest that looks like the bat-symbol on the yellow of Superman’s shield.
Some of my favorites (that aren’t Red Son, Kingdom Come, or Gotham by Gaslight) You should read these.
I couldn’t agree more! Elseworlds and the Batman Black & White series are fantastic short stories that we should have more versions of. It’s also a great opportunity to feature unknown writers and artists alongside the big ones.
Female Coworker: “I know my dad’s disappointed because I’m not the *son* he wanted.”
Me, a guy who studied theatre: “Girl, same.”
Beastie Boys
Because Americans threw all of their tea in the harbor and all they had left was cold cucumbers, or as they call them in England “Pickle-Knobbers.”
Guys, a bunch of you are opposed to Elon Musk saying weird stuff, but did you know that every time he does so I get a bump in sales for A City on Mars? And much of that increased revenue supports the local Taco Bell. Think about it.