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Coffee person. Tattoo collector. Wayward polymath.

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Minnesota House DFL leader Melissa Hortman, husband killed in apparent 'politically motivated assassination' Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark were fatally shot Saturday morning in Brooklyn Park in what Gov. Tim Walz said “appears to be a politically motivated assassination.”

BREAKING: Gov. Walz says Rep. Melissa Hortman and her husband were shot and killed. Sen. John Hoffman and his wife were also shot and are out of surgery.

14.06.2025 15:00 👍 140 🔁 65 💬 6 📌 13
Tweet: "Have you said thank you once?" -@VP JD Vance - pic of jd Vance looking oddly symmetrical.  Why are his pants so tight?

Tweet: "Have you said thank you once?" -@VP JD Vance - pic of jd Vance looking oddly symmetrical. Why are his pants so tight?

I can't stop laughing at this man I'm sorry. This is the kind of shit the biggest loser in the world would say to their girlfriend about buying her flowers on Valentine's Day once, and he's doing so in an argument that started because he called her a bitch

01.03.2025 14:49 👍 22622 🔁 3592 💬 852 📌 297

Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again

24.02.2025 03:31 👍 21785 🔁 3935 💬 143 📌 71

The first people targeted by fascist are always queer people, the disabled, and racial minorities. And it never stops there.

11.02.2025 14:01 👍 1041 🔁 331 💬 22 📌 10

millennials will be like yeah i have a favorite opera and it's just The Black Parade (2006) by my chemical romance

07.02.2025 04:19 👍 7921 🔁 748 💬 77 📌 142

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

03.02.2025 22:34 👍 52706 🔁 15089 💬 1623 📌 1073

Yeah, I’m waiting for the year in review bangers like “Worst Night’s Sleep”, “Most Consecutive Nights with Good Mask Fit”, and “Top 5 Reasons You Still Need Your cpap”

31.01.2025 04:19 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I mean, literally, the answer to this is "I am federally prohibited from telling you anything about my students without a subpoena or judicial warrant; if you have a subpoena or judicial warrant, please submit it to [Legal Officer/Office] to ensure it is in compliance with all relevant federal laws"

30.01.2025 17:55 👍 5763 🔁 2510 💬 28 📌 34
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RFK Jr. is an anti-vaxxer.

Pass it on.

30.01.2025 18:21 👍 3002 🔁 907 💬 118 📌 40

No matter how many one-on-ones I have with my manager, he just doesn’t seem to believe that I’m only in it for the money.

27.01.2025 15:07 👍 22 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

Only if you promise to kiss all the dads

25.01.2025 00:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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#white TikTok video by Jennifer Haining

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8F7oXoJ/

24.01.2025 20:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Egg prices hit record highs this week.

Much of the increase is the result of egg shortages brought on by avian flu.

How has Trump responded? By ordering public health agencies to cease communications with the public.

His presidency is a threat to our health and our wallets.

24.01.2025 19:48 👍 7304 🔁 1759 💬 229 📌 76

If you see this post, quote it with a bridge from your gallery.

24.01.2025 14:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Remember: Almost all of us are the descendants of immigrants who fled persecution, or were brought to America under duress, or sought better lives for themselves and their descendants.

Politicians who stoke fear and hatred over immigration want you to forget this.

Do not.

23.01.2025 23:00 👍 15481 🔁 4268 💬 434 📌 158

This is the energy I’m bringing into 2025

23.01.2025 20:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If we’re gonna go back to the 1800s as a society, can my Dr prescribe an extended stay at a quiet ocean-side town?

I know insurance won’t approve the treatment, but knowing it’s an option would be nice

23.01.2025 18:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tuxedo cat with green eyes

Tuxedo cat with green eyes

Now I get to decide if I’m actually going to post here or just lurk. So while I decide, here’s a picture of my cat, who I would probably post about most often anyway

23.01.2025 14:28 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0