Dome Dogs 19 days to OD

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Astros fans analyzing “I don’t think we have to rush this” for the next 19 days

Does he think “perdido en TX” is your last name. Does he think it’s a real last name.

Annoyingly, hitting stats are basically up league wide relative to the two previous years. I recognize there’s data left to go. We’re still sorta in the Bayesian Disco era of this spring. But yikes.

Century of the Common Man is flawed but the foreign policy-oriented stuff is amazing, fun to imagine a non-colonial USA.

Would love to hear why you think so.

We’re possibly gonna have a Bizarro World version of SEA’s season. We pitch lights out but can’t hit a lick at a snake.

Argument / retort.

A salary cap is a cartel limiting labor pay - perfect capitalism.

A salary cap would mean billionaires collectively agreeing not to bid too high for the labor that generates their earnings.

If revenue sharing, luxury tax, and draft order advantage isn’t good enough, I dunno, get good at ball?

That’s what the oracle was wondering …

Mike Burrows with another good outing, not 100% sharp but still looked good.
3.2 IP
1 hit
2 BB
4 K
Imai and Burrows have shown very well so far for the #Astros

I’m mostly being funny.

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I can’t figure out how they got to seven runs.

You’re extremely bold to be polluting my post with these jackwagons.

Who is this? Kumar? I literally just blank out on Arlington players. This might be their top prospect or it might be a manager? I just literally don’t know.

Something about his demeanor is very reassuring.

And still going! All you gotta do is insult the Rangers with an Arrested Development gif.

With 19 days to #Astros Opening Day, today we honor Brian Bogusevic. He had a randomly fire 2011 season, OPS+ of 122. But that’s not why we love him, is it? It’s because he’s the most normal member of the coverage team. He’s just like … a dude up there on the TV. Decent suits. Normie hair.

I love Bluesky because you can legitimately say: “22 likes … doin numbers …”

I truck no Arlington Senators. Can’t handle a team whose biggest highlight is Nolan Ryan beating up Robin Ventura. A team that’s experienced more legally actionable bullpen meltdowns than my local LL. Experts in wasting prime seasons of HoFers. Plus Arlington is a shit hole full of obese MAGA.

For the AI musicians out there who create songs just using prompts:

A fully AI-generated song via prompts gets no formal royalties from collecting societies like ASCAP.

Pure AI output is ineligible for copyright under US law, as confirmed by the Supreme Court decision in March 2026.

I CAN’T BE RACIST MY WIFE IS JEWISH

My dad was kidnapped briefly by a cab driver in Mexico City, dude wanted $100 or dad couldn’t get out. Dad managed to get the attention of an agente, thinking it was a federale. The agente then got in on the grift, saying he also needed $100. Finally, a federale came abd pulled him out of the cab.

It’s like the people who made it only ever used in-flight entertainment.

I didn’t know about the pitching LOL. That’s fun.

I like him, Nash.

What’s the worst that could happen if I took a dip in the forbidden wave pool?

I see the wisdom of it. But I don’t want his stink at Belly of the Beast, Korea Noodle House, Truth BBQ, or Sao Lao.

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Me, anytime anyone mentions a “Texas Rangers baseball player”

Doesn’t count because “Wyatt Langford” doesn’t exist.

As Texas bona fides go, I feel like yours is right up there with my friend whose 3x great grandma took the first photo ever taken in Texas. It was a daguerreotype of the Alamo.