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Danielle Ward

@thatdanielleward

Screenwriter: The Gentlemen (S2), Brassic (S3-6), Daddy Issues (all of it)

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there are like 50 people in the country who want the UK to get involved in the Iran War, one of them is Kemi Badenoch, one of them is Nigel Farage, and the other 48 are newspaper columnists

06.03.2026 10:09 πŸ‘ 1194 πŸ” 320 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 3

Bizarre as all the very worst comedians I’ve ever seen have been men.

05.03.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I am going to come to this after avoiding all social interaction for 2 years. Hello.

01.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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BBC Sounds - The Penny Dreadfuls - Available Episodes Listen to the latest episodes of The Penny Dreadfuls on BBC Sounds.

For fans of The Penny Dreadfuls, looks like all The Brothers Favershsm(s) are still available on BBC Sounds.

27.02.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was Stew who told me about the live at the bbc lp.

27.02.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
β€œI don’t think the progressives beat us,” he added. β€œI think the progressives were told how to vote and I think what you saw was a coalition of Islamists and woke progressives that came together to dominate the constituency.”

β€œI don’t think the progressives beat us,” he added. β€œI think the progressives were told how to vote and I think what you saw was a coalition of Islamists and woke progressives that came together to dominate the constituency.”

Or, as some would call it Matt, democracy.

27.02.2026 06:21 πŸ‘ 1416 πŸ” 178 πŸ’¬ 80 πŸ“Œ 51

Lovely news from the plumbing world though.

27.02.2026 07:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I met Sting once and used his red toilet.

27.02.2026 07:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We watched that last month! The lighting is abysmal . loads of fun though & Dr Owen Hunt from off of Greys Anatomy is πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

26.02.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pickles (grey) Midnight (black) they were 1 year old on Tuesday 🫢🏻πŸ₯³

26.02.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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cats on the top bunk

26.02.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Crawling out the pity pit

26.02.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Same

10.04.2025 16:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Drinking my way through a nervy b like a proper 70s matriarch

10.04.2025 15:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So proud of my brilliant husband ❀️

10.04.2025 15:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Same. But horrible month and 2 bottles of cremant

09.04.2025 09:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My favourite song on the album.

08.04.2025 18:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Val Kilmer tweeting I once tickled Lou Reed. I regretted it for the longest while as he spoke to me few times after that dinner. But I'm glad now. He needed it.

Val Kilmer tweeting I once tickled Lou Reed. I regretted it for the longest while as he spoke to me few times after that dinner. But I'm glad now. He needed it.

RIP King

02.04.2025 04:08 πŸ‘ 9601 πŸ” 1315 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 34

Life is terribly dispiriting sometimes, isn’t it?

01.04.2025 17:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Kevin Eldon as all four Beatles, or what’s the point?

01.04.2025 07:55 πŸ‘ 240 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 2

Oh god I love Hacks. I love it so much. I wanna write something that good. And direct it.

31.03.2025 12:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bless you bless you xx

26.03.2025 18:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyway, go team Aimee πŸ™ŒπŸ»πŸ™ŒπŸ»πŸ™ŒπŸ»

25.03.2025 17:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Haha. Bluesky thinks this photo of me going to the RTS awards needs a content warning which is literally the best compliment I’ve had in years

25.03.2025 17:21 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIf you want to know what it feels like to be a man, try spending 25 years in a band”

It was 25 years ago today that we played our first ever live gig. I think we did one the week before at Immtech (the place where Becky and I were doing our New Deal for Musicians course) but that doesn’t count.

21.03.2025 04:27 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
The White House @WhiteHouse
@TheNotoriousMMA

The White House @WhiteHouse @TheNotoriousMMA

really sucks how the White House has basically become rapist wakanda

17.03.2025 20:11 πŸ‘ 24585 πŸ” 4266 πŸ’¬ 1155 πŸ“Œ 387

Best bit of the shoot was me pointing at a building, telling anyone who’d listen that was where Joy Division recorded Unknown Pleasures. The Gen Zers loved it.

14.03.2025 12:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Finished

14.03.2025 12:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Evidence would suggest that if Elon Musk made a sandwich, it would explode.

09.03.2025 20:20 πŸ‘ 308 πŸ” 83 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1