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Emmeline May

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WhimsicalFuckery Dog dad They/Them Thrice viral but not internet famous

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As a DM i see it in my players' eyes when i say "tell me what it looks like when you cast the spell"

07.03.2026 11:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a black dress says it-it-the-f-it-flam-flames Alt: Mrs White from Clue says i"t-it-the-f-it-flam-flames...flames on the side of my face"

I love Critical Role and I love Ashley Johnson but she does give Mrs White vibes sometimes when asked to improvise under pressure

07.03.2026 11:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a military uniform is eating a large bag of popcorn while holding a cup of pepsi . Alt: a man eating a comedically large bag of popcorn while holding a cup of pepsi .
07.03.2026 10:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To be clear:
It is a heinous atrocity to commit violence against a community because of their faith

It is especially heinous to do so during their holy days

This is true whether the act is one of terrorism or an act of war (or a war crime)

07.03.2026 10:13 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Curious that the news media that fell over themselves to tell us that the recent awful terrorist attacks against Jewish people in Australia & the UK took place on holy days are remarkably silent about how one of the most powerful nations is waging war on Muslim countries during Ramadan

07.03.2026 10:10 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As i say frequently:

The continued existence of heterosexual women proves that sexual orientation is not a matter of choice

06.03.2026 09:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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As a boomer, I’m shocked by gen Z’s attitude towards women – something has gone very wrong | Joan Smith New research suggests older people have more progressive views on women’s rights than younger generations. This direction of travel is deeply concerning, says Joan Smith, former co-chair of the Mayor ...

There's been a few pieces about this research but none I've read so far that suggest the solution to the mismatch between gen z women and men:

Lesbianism

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

06.03.2026 09:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Read my accessible analysis of Goodwin v UK – why it still matters, and what the courts are getting wrong – here:

04.03.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 266 πŸ” 94 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3

@jessothomson.co.uk gives good straight forward information about why UK Courts have no idea what they are doing.

04.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yknow whenever its gay people saying this shit with β€œi mightve been transedβ€œ its really just them bargaining that Their Type of queerness is okay actually unlike this other type of queerness thats more dirty and coercive somehow and pls dont hit me im just a little birthday gay u okay with us rite

04.03.2026 09:01 πŸ‘ 871 πŸ” 120 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2

Not the subject matter here but fucking hell trump looks awful. He looks worse than my grandfather did post stroke in the care home.

04.03.2026 09:22 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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An expat in Dubai has a startling revelation: the Stephen Collins cartoon Reality check …

www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

03.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 1118 πŸ” 416 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 47

MΓ³nica once again making me scared to go to sleep πŸ˜‚

02.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That second one is relatable even in a local government job tbh

02.03.2026 14:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have a flexi season which makes it Β£60 but I have to use up 8 journeys in 28 days. Off peak with a network card is around Β£30

01.03.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At peak rate my 45 minute train to work is Β£90 return

01.03.2026 10:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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05:33 Sun 1 Mar - L 100% 2 ε‡Έ β€’β€’β€’ https://nation.cymru/feature/why-isnt-the-greens-growing-success-reflected-in-media-coverage/# β€’ Reform UK β€’ Conservatives β€’ Liberal Democrats SNP β€’Greens β€’ Plaid Cymru Frequency 69 60 40 45 20 14 13 4 Reform UK Conservatives Liberal Democrats SNP Greens 3 Plaid Cymru Number of items led by an opposition party on BBC News at Ten and ITV News at Ten. Cardiff University, CC BY-NC-ND < >

A new study by researchers at Cardiff University shows a massive broadcast media bias (including by the institutionally transphobic BBC) against the Green Party and others and disproportionate coverage in favour of Reform…

nation.cymru/feature/why-...

01.03.2026 10:08 πŸ‘ 277 πŸ” 154 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 10

They only care about protecting white ones though

28.02.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

28.02.2026 10:12 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The current argument of the British right is that Muslims turned out in "blocs" with "family voting" to cast their ballots for a party led by a gay Jewish man, and this shows that multiculturalism has failed, voting is "sectarian" and we are in a crisis.

Hmmmmmm.

27.02.2026 12:55 πŸ‘ 2065 πŸ” 514 πŸ’¬ 76 πŸ“Œ 34

I think my body is so used to everything being terrible, my nervous system doesn't know how to react when something good happens

27.02.2026 09:47 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
It Only Tuesday

It Only Tuesday

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

24.02.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 6843 πŸ” 1822 πŸ’¬ 78 πŸ“Œ 106

The impulse to blame individuals for problems & trauma caused by institutions and systems is widespread on this here internet today

24.02.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This was a really great listen, thanks!

24.02.2026 12:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just under a week left to apply to share work at the 2026 Queer Data Showcase in Manchester!

πŸ“† Application deadline: 26 Feb

www.ai-ethics.org/queer-data-s...

20.02.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Reform: we're going to reinstate the two child benefit cap, but if you have a third child you'll get a thank you letter from the King

20.02.2026 13:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Wuthering Heights" review:
If you go in with the attitude that this is basically a 2 hour long Charlie XCX music video based on Wuthering Heights fanfic written by a horny teenage girl you'll probably find yourself reasonably entertained

19.02.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Somewhere, somehow, at a right-wing tabloid, the most deranged Meghan story of all time is being birthed

19.02.2026 11:02 πŸ‘ 709 πŸ” 137 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 1

So Hot It Will Make You Sweat

19.02.2026 11:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Charles staring darkly at a picture of the queen while muttering "he was always your favourite, mother"

19.02.2026 11:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0