little sister, big pervert

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

I can't have ironic detachment in sex you gotta be real with me. Whimsy is okay but you're either being playfully genuine or I'm getting off to beating you up for being a coward

jfc didnt u learn to knock??????

shes about to fucking explode!!!

for @mombreaker.bsky.social

Who thought saying "I think you should kill yourself Dilbert" would be so good at defusing a situation

Well you really can't argue against facts and logic

A sheep says “baa” 🐑
Follow me for more NSFW art every week🙏

BALLOODRA. IS. REAL!!!!!!!

I had lots of fun drawing her as it was my first time attempting to render a balloon texture, so if y'all have any tips for the future LET KNOW!! :3

No sure what I'll call her yet, so feel free to suggest, but most importantly, I hope y'all enjoy!!

Do pawjobs count in Mormonism do you have to soak a pawjob

Posting for an audience of myself and my evil twin who wants to torture me sexually

YOU CAN FIGHT ICE BY ANNOYING THEM - MESS UP THEIR FOOD/DRINK ORDERS - LOSE THEIR TICKETS/RESERVATIONS - OVERTIGHTEN LUG NUTS, STRIP SPARK PLUGS - GIVE THEM INCORRECT BUT REAL-SOUNDING INFORMATION - RECORD THEM WITH YOUR PHONES - DISRUPT THEM WITH LOUD NOISES (CAR ALARMS, MUSIC, BANGING METAL) AND BRIGHT LIGHTS (FLASHLIGHTS, HEADLIGHTS) - SHAME THEM Fuck yeah THE FASCISTS WANT COMPLACENCY. DO NOT GIVE IT TO THEM. Fuck them White supremacist IT IS YOUR RIGHT TO MAKE «MISTAKES"

Monkey wrenching is such an under appreciated form of protest

1 Inquiry for New York Times Good afternoon, My name is [REDACTED] and l am a reporter for the New York Times. I am researching how much money the Palestinian diaspora community has sent to support Gazan families since the war in Gaza began. Does your team track this figure? I really appreciate it. With gratitude, [REDACTED]

Palestine Diaspora Movement Hello [REDACTED] We do not collaborate with The New York Times. Your email asks about money sent to Gazan families "since the war in Gaza began." Let us first correct the premise. This is not a war. It is a genocide. Calling it a war is part of the problem. It obscures the reality of a colonized people being massacred by a military machine backed by the United States and defended, sanitized, and rhetorically softened by institutions like yours. The New York Times has spent far too long parroting Zionist propaganda and laundering Israeli state narratives while Palestinians bury their dead. That kind of coverage does not merely misinform. It helps create the political climate in which Palestinian slaughter becomes explainable, defensible, and forgettable. So no, we will not be sharing any figures, internal data, or community information with a paper that has so thoroughly damaged its credibility on Palestine. Quite frankly, we would rather chew jeans than help The New York Times extract from our community while continuing to fail it. Do not contact us again for this purpose, The Palestine Diaspora Movement Team

“Quite frankly, we would rather chew jeans than help The New York Times extract from our community while continuing to fail it”

lmaooo GET EM

an ms paint sketch of a furry wearing and holding several pairs of ear plugs, holding them out to the viewer and saying "pls wear them.... for me?"

he doesnt want u to lose ur hearing at the local show ❤️🐺

Keep the drugs in and nerve agents out

Splash potion of harkness test failure

Bluesky user shuppy now famous for being into mustard gas and international drug cartels

Waiting for the day I use the word evil one too many times to joke about my discourse-heavy kinks and then someone's gonna think I'm actually ontologically evil and am really horny about committing various crimes against humanity

Breaking: Arkansas Democrats just flipped a Republican seat It's the ninth red-to-blue pickup in a special election in Trump's second term

JUST IN: Democrat Alex Holladay has flipped a GOP-held seat in *Arkansas*.

Republican Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders tried hard to delay this race and wanted the seat to stay vacant for 8+ months, but the courts told her to hold it today. If she was worried, she was right to be.

Our full recap:

My ass is fat but it could always get fatter

Soft trans dog butt and thighs. You can also see a lil bit of boob peeking out as well due to the way it twists its torso to take the picture.

Happy birthday! Here's a cake for ya 😋

herding dog comic (1/3)

Adam sandler's 8 crazy assassinations

girls night

naked sweaty mouse girl with hair covering one side of her face being held by the hands of an unseen person emerging from the background, one squeezing her right breast and another pinching her belly. she struggles in vain to remove the hands. on her face is an embarrassed expression, and she is beginning to tear up. her penis is semi-hard, with a drop of precum hanging from it. word bubbles around her read: "Holy crap dude, youre so soft!", "Was your dick always so small?", "It's sorta cute", and "Haha no way, is this getting you hard?" She pleads weakly: "Guys... s-stop..."

plaything

Cigarettes and sex

I'm lowkey stuck in idea-block so if any of y'all have ideas lmk

For now, have a new balloon kitty render :3