The get-in price for abject misery is only like 80 bucks
03.03.2026 18:46
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The get-in price for abject misery is only like 80 bucks
It's been an awful winter, but soon it'll be April! and I'll go to a baseball game and it'll be 50 and gray and damp and the wind will cut through me and I'll be shivering and miserable by the third inning and my hot chocolate will already be cold and I'll think to myself, "this sucks so much ass."
I don't know anything about game development so all games are basically sorcery, but I started Cyberpunk and it feels like an actual miracle.
Hyperion, The Terror, Summer of Night all absolutely legendary. Simmons himself got driven crazy by 9/11 but I think his best work would still hold up.
And then there were three.
It doesn't seem right that Milo and Tina just go away forever now that the Olympics are over. They should be named mascots for something else, or perhaps elected to Parliament.
Shout out to these heroes.
A good bit to do when the weather’s bad is to tell your adopted pet they’d still be sleeping out there if it weren’t for you and they should really be more grateful.
Team USA. (Photo:Alexander NEMENOV / AFP via Getty Images)
Many times have I wondered if I'd ever see this in my lifetime.
(handing the most heartbroken, disgusted-looking hockey player a stuffed animal) congratulazioni! enjoy the stoat
At least the Tkachuks were bad enough that I don't have to feel any fondness for them going forward.
Toothless Jack Hughes celebrates gold. Photo: Elsa/Getty Images
Yer all right, Jack.
Connor Hellebuyck is the greatest American hero.
No, I respect myself
You’re telling me that once this is over I have to just go back to watching the Rangers
Guerin being totally validated in taking PK/faceoff guys would be so funny.
Quinn Hughes looking like a small, bullied monkey.
Getting Punch the macaque vibes from Quinn here.
Why do the biathletes not simply shoot the other guys if they ski past
In some ways Olympic hockey is very unlike NHL hockey—starts on time, fewer ads—and that’s good. In other ways it’s very much the same—JT Miller and Vincent Trocheck play for my team—and that’s bad.
photograph from the 80's of the wrestler Sting wearing a Gold's Gym shirt and sunglasses, leaning against a shelf in a bookstore and positively cheesing at an open copy of The Far Side Gallery 2, a collection of Far Side Cartoons.
what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇
Why is the fucking PATCO logo in my most-used emoji on Slack
Quinn Hughes
That’s Dan❤️🩹🦅
I am not going to be tricked into having an opinion online about Eileen Gu, where people can see it.
The big Canada-Sweden curling beef, explained: defector.com/the-big-cana...
Just remembered this piece-of-shit game. The curling was kind of fun though.
Resharing this because the top teams in ice dancing just took the ice — a primer on the dark backstory behind France's viral ice dancing team. They are among the favorites for gold.
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Children of Memory/the uplifted corvids
by the end of this weekend my phone had learned "cablp" without autocorrecting it. please enjoy my trip report: defector.com/criss-angel-...
They should call her Marie-Philip POULET because she was too CHICKEN to play because she knew she'd get her ass kicked!
(I hope she's healthy and back to 100 percent real soon.)