Phil Stokes ⫍🐠⫎

Feel like two home defeats on the trot could be pivotal. We need to take all 3pts from Palace to set ourselves up for a confident run in. #lufc

Reform fury as someone else wins by Our By-election Editor Tim Shipsink The losing candidate in the Gorton and Denton by-election, Matt Goodwhinge, has demanded an immediate re-run of the election on the grounds that he lost comprehensively to someone else. "It's totally unfair and rigged," said Goodwhinge. "I shouldn't be required to sit there and suck it up, just because I lost." Mr Goodwhine continued, *I can't believe that all those voters I demonised failed to back me. Especially after I was endorsed by Tommy Robinson and ten million Russian bots on X. "We have clear evidence of family voting, where people voted in order for me to stop deporting their families." Mr Badloser concluded. "I'm the victim of colour prejudice. They didn't vote for me simply because I'm not green." Reform leader Mr Farage, speaking from a sun lounger on a rock near the Chagos Islands said, "It's a tragedy that the people of Manchester won't see Matt in Westminster, but my constituents don't see me in Clacton either." PLUMBER DEFEATS MATT GOODWIN Photo of Hannah Spencer with speech bubble saying… I've stopped the cock

Beautiful from Private Eye on the massive toddler-tantrum that Matt Goodwin and Reform are having, because they got whooped in Gorton and Denton.

I don’t look at the table,
it’s in our own hands,
just concentrate on what we can control,
yada yada yada
🙈
#lufc

LUFCDATA with some interesting stats here. Worth a read. #LUFC

Leeds fans criticised after booing Ramadan fast break during Man City game — The Independent Play was temporarily halted in the 11th minute at Elland Road

Guardiola called it ‘disrespectful’ to boo Muslim players breaking fast, which I agree, yes it is. But it’s also disrespectful to use the opportunity to give a 2 minute tactical talk to the rest of the players, which is what Guardiola did and what a lot of people were actually booing. #lufc

#LUFC all Farke aren’t we. Saying what we all wanted to the dickhead ref

I’ve warned for some time that Labour can’t keep taking its base for granted, and Gorton and Denton makes that plain. People say they don't recognise the party they once trusted. We’ve moved away from communities that built us. If we don’t change, others will step into the space we have left open.

Reform's Plans to Import Trump’s Authoritarian 'Project 2025' Blueprint to the UK Far from defending British independence, Reform and its by-election candidate Matt Goodwin are taking blueprints - and cash - from a global network of American hardliners

EXCLUSIVE: Reform's Matt Goodwin is "friends" with the architect of Trump's authoritarian Project 2025, Kevin Roberts, and told him he wanted to import the project into Britain - including channeling JD Vance's politics (the man who loves fascist Curtis Yarvin) bylinetimes.com/2026/02/25/r...

Unfortunately, I shall be in Manchester next week when the Citeh game is on.
Is there such a thing as a #lufc safe pub where unfortunate stranded Leeds folk can gather to watch footie or is the whole city just a no-go zone for us?

It’s actually good that they’ve come out and said it instead of pretending to be something they’re not.
Now voters can be in no doubt about this leopard’s spots.
If they still vote them in, well, probably time for me to go live somewhere else.

These people are poison. They will unleash racist thugs on the streets of this country and call it security. They will subjugate us to the US and call it patriotism. They must be stopped. There is no more important task in politics.

Form table since 15th Dec, look at Tottenham #lufc

Liverpool literally playing Sunday afternoon football. Don’t look arsed at all.

Looks a mug all the time. 💯

Right we are then. #lufc

I remain unconvinced. Sorry. He just gives me the panics in a way Darlow doesn’t- and yes, I’m aware the stats are about as bad for him (i.e., let’s look again in the summer).

Home draw against Norwich would be…“fun”. 🫣 #lufc #facup

As defence chiefs, we warn you today about Russia, and say this rearmament is not warmongering | Richard Knighton and Carsten Breuer Our security is more uncertain than in decades. But by working together, and by showing strength, Britain, Germany and the rest of Europe can preserve peace, say defence chiefs Richard Knighton and Ca...

Defence chiefs warn about Russia, say rearmament is not warmongering.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

I’ll be back in 30 minutes. #lufc

Lost the dressing room. I said it when he came out and pissed all over his own players after the FA cup defeat. Was inevitable that was going to go down like a lead balloon.

If Leeds are in a relegation battle, then so now are Brighton (how did that happen?) and arguably Palace.

Also, Villa only being able to win 1-0 at home makes me feel better we might come away with something from that game. 🤞 #lufc

Liking these results so far. #lufc

Has he done any interviews post match about it? Would love to know wtf was going through his mind at that point, if anything.

I assume we’re waiting for them to score again before making changes? #lufc 🤷‍♂️

Awful first half. This isn’t a game to wait another 29 minutes before changes. #lufc

This Sheffield United v Boro game is like a #lufc rejects fever dream. Kalvin has been booked, Rothwell sent off, Bamford on the scoresheet, Ayling CB for Boro and now Leo Hjelde has come on...

Apple:"macOS Tahoe introduces a stunning new design and Apple Intelligence..."
Need Apple intelligence to find UI elements hidden behind three layers of translucent "Liquid Glass". 🤮
Same for iOS 26... 😡 waiting 12 months in hope iOS 27 returns some sanity.
#howcouldthey #designfail #macOS #ios

Seems highly unlikely he’ll last the season.

Does Farke play FPL? 😉

Left: Reform UK breaks electoral law

Right: Vote Leave break electoral law

Why are there no real and meaningful consequences for breaking electoral law in the UK?