Rugby Scribbler

Hope maxing on the sweet Green juice of the political day

Leslie what's the lottery numbers?

@missilepanda.bsky.social

Compare this to the shit show that is Twickenham anthems

Franco Smith pay bump incoming?

God Toony Scotland is coming to an ugly end.

Utter gash.

Time to start pumping Braveheart on a loop into Gregor Hiddleston's room, he's starting in the Calcutta Cup next week

Can’t have a second half collapse if you shit the bed from minute one.

I cannot remember a worse cameo for a Scottish hooker

Glasgow's "all lineout no goalkicks" strategy doesn't work if your lineout is this bad

Fair play Italy for getting pipers, instead of playing the teletubbies cover of O Flower of Scotland on Spotify

Ecosia is yer one for searches 🌳

The Ramos Volley Assist is undefeated.

Cheap Shots with James Ryan, I can picture the spin off TV show in his retirement already

I'd have Dobie on the bench for exactly that reason - his versatility. Certainly putting his hand up.

Would also be tempted to start Horne, though I can't profess to have watched enough of Toulon to discount Ben White

Steyn has to start in 6 nations for me. Very rounded game and in great form.

And honestly, the other wing spot is open for the first time in a while, but I'd still back Graham at the moment

Sione Tuipulotu laughing at Ben Earl celebrating something mundane, iconic

I don't pretend to know the answer, but he just feels like a, player I want in the side rn

Look I won't pretend I know rugby beyond vibes, so here's my hot take. Dobie into Scotland 6n team on the bench to over wing/SH?

Ben White is great but so is a George Horne/Dobie double

Actually a very good game.

Bristol really struggled with the Sale Defensive pressure, and George Ford was excellent.

Bristol very shaky in places, but huge effort to get that W.

Watching Sale Sharks.

On the one hand, a George Ford master class.

On the other, I've been to more interesting funerals.

Interesting! I really highly rate Horne, but as I said, very little between them imo

I love Gregor Brown #gingermafia

I'm working on the Moments of the Year script as I watch and Glasgow are making me very grateful for the free spot we left open on the list in case something happened this weekend.

Ospreys are the only team to beat Glasgow Warriors at Scotston in 2025 (or 2024).

McDowall also been very good this season in the games I've watched.

Was always very decent, but seems to have taken it up a level

Coming back from 21-0 down? It's giving Ospreys 💅

Fair fucks Glasgow

Also Jamie Dobie is one of my favourite players. So versatile.

Think he's probably third in the packing order for Scotland, but pushing hard

Jack Willis is absolutely fantastic at the breakdown

And they literally released when told to...

Logging in here to check if his calls seem like bullshit to anyone else