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Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a construction worker's outfit. The other shows her in a police officer outfit.
Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a nurse's outfit. The other shows her in an electrical worker's outfit.
Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a military outfit while riding aboat. The other shows her in a firefighter's outfit using a firehose.
Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a Westernwear outfit. The other shows her in a police officer's outfit.
good news. kristi noem has already found eight new jobs
7 year old student from the California School for the deaf Fremont was kidnapped by ICE along with his mom, an asylee, and his sibling. ICE has removed them from CA.
Immigration attorneys are scrambling to find a Bay Area mother and her two young children, one of whom has severe disabilities, after she was arrested by federal immigration officers in San Francisco this week.
Book-banner-in-chief for Moms For Liberty and the Council For National Policy’s Karen England saying her favorite word.
Hey @maris.bsky.social thank you for writing this! Is there a way to get in touch with you re: book bans? I’d love to introduce you to the weirdest most-powerful & effective book banners in America. They are a well-funded movement that is #alwaysthesamepeople and they’re flying under the radar.
1. Missouri appears to be forging ahead with 3 bathroom bans in public buildings across the state.
They heard 3 bills in a single night on the topic.
Lawmakers are worried that we could see what happened to Kansas happen there too.
The latest from our writer S. Baum.
Someone should tell Gen Z men misogyny is a big ol’ vagina dryer. Good luck getting laid, Gen Z men!
Reuters Exclusive
"U.S. military investigators believe it is likely that U.S. forces were responsible for an apparent strike on an Iranian girls' school."
"The strike would rank among the worst cases of civilian casualties in decades of U.S. conflicts in the Middle East."
Yesterday, we revealed the existence of nine ICE detention facilities, called "hold rooms," around the state. This afternoon, we visited one of those facilities with Rep. @mannyrutinel.bsky.social
Shield your eyes and steel your heart @katelynburns.com !!
Don’t get sucked into Ross’ private plane!
"Trump Says 'I Guess' Americans Should Worry About Iran Retaliating on U.S. Soil: 'Like I Said, Some People Will Die'
Quite the headline from People.com
people.com/trump-says-i...
Tomorrow's Bandcamp Friday fundraiser will be for The Trans Continental Pipeline, helping trans folks leave hostile states (ahem, Kansas) for Colorado.
Trump is just pissed off he didn’t get a kickback on that $200 million contract Noem gave her friends. She was a Capo who got whacked because she didn’t kick up to the boss.
For Target, abandoning #DEI has been an unmitigated financial disaster
4 straight quarters of declining store & online traffic & revenue even lower than Wall Street’s already low expectations
The company lost many long-time loyal customers when it chose to be deliberately less inclusive
#inclusion
ICE has arrested and detained a Nashville journalist who reported stories critical of ICE. She’s married to a U.S. citizen and has been seeking asylum here after fleeing death threats in Colombia because of her journalism there.
They’ve already sent her to Louisiana.
Byeeeee
New from 404 Media: Proton Mail, the privacy-focused email service, gave authorities data that let the FBI unmask an anonymous 'Stop Cop City' protester. It was payment data linked to the anonymous email account. From that, FBI ID'd them, then tracked their movements www.404media.co/proton-mail-...
“You’re a U.S. senator!”
Bernie stops Noem’s replacement from literally trying to fight someone👇🏽
This should go great
Democrats may not be able to prevent Mullin's confirmation, but they can certainly turn his track record of offense and stupidity into two days of televised humiliation so spectacular that he is wounded in Trump's eyes from day 1. That is the job.
Markwayne Mullin, set to run Homeland Security >>
Decided I need to make a short doc on this.
More people are focusing on the primary concern, securing our vote. But I don't know if many people know about Musk's 2024 fuckery and how bad it will get in 2026 now that AI is even better/worse.
Any tips, @alexwinter.com?
Kristi Noem to join Harvard Institute of Politics
I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.
[Exit Murderer.]
About to do an NBC/Telemundo interview focused on child abuse by ICE & Border Patrol.
They are jailing our children in increasing numbers & in worsening conditions.
Unfortunately, I know it's a matter of time before my @chrclla.bsky.social team is talking about child deaths in those dark spaces.
If your staff doesn't pull you off the stage in this moment, it's probably because they hate you.
BREAKING: Donald Trump takes Kristi Noem to the rock quarry
Does Markwayne even have a passport?
If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.
🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL. kristi noem is doing a live speech right now and doesn't know she was fired. 🚨
