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Hour long half. Who says MLS doesn’t revolutionize soccer?

Jordan Morris might recover from injury by the time this half is over.

I hope people never undervalue Witherspoon again after this Super Bowl. Along with Leonard the most valuable player of a now Super Bowl winning defense. Every bit the top 5 pick he is and should be enshrined right up there with the LOB in terms of franchise importance.

Most woke Super Bowl naturally belongs to Seattle.

Why did they make a commercial about what Puka Nakua puts in kids lockers?

Give me the confused confidence of a Seahawks fan that watched 0 Cleveland Browns defensive snaps that can still loudly proclaimed that Emmanwori was robbed of a meaningless award.

This game should put an end to NFL is rigged conspiracies. How can the boomers possibly justify the league manipulating Sam Darnold into the Super Bowl?

John Schneider’s entire PR turnaround is based on the idea Pete held him at gunpoint to make bad draft picks while also being a draft savant that made all his best picks in Pete’s last year.

Legit insane to hear the “real Super Bowl” comments like a top 2 MVP candidate with a pretty good defense isn’t right on the other side of the bracket.

r/Seahawks weirdly overconfident about playing a team that has outplayed them twice minus Charbonnet being a good boy in the right place and time

Fuck it, Seahawks. Wear those shitty Ducks uniforms next weekend.

Now that’s the Indiana that voted for Obama twice.

Charbonnet the king of would be TDs if he ran faster than a linebacker

Sharing Spotify Wrapped is just tech bros’ obsession with ChatGPT but for millennials who like reading their horoscope.

“I had to make sure that oblong-shaped, pencil-mustachioed dork, Bruce Harrell wasn’t mayor first before I signed” ~ Josh Naylor, probably

This shootout is just the Mariners’ Detroit series and the Toronto series all in one

No way Seattle is looking at the state of the political world right now and thinks to themselves Bruce fucking Harrell is the answer.

Never mind, we deserved what George Springer did.

And the Sounders will advance on aggregate after a dominating second leg in the first round of the knockout stage!

Toronto fans actually let themselves start corny chants because of this guy?

Wow the World Series truly proving baseball is broken because John Schneider is still employed to manage a baseball team.

Toronto winning is bearable as long as I don’t actually see Schneider, Springer, and the fans happy. Just exist in theory basically.

All Toronto needed to be likable was just not talk but instead they show in every instance that they just like Drake.

At least I can continue the Seattle playoff tradition of anxiety and pain with the Sounders going to penalties

So UW officially has more impressive wins than Oregon.

Between the “Mariners fans cheered Springer getting hurt” and the “Shohei hat”, John Schneider is nearly as elite at peddling bullshit for media as he is mismanaging a bullpen.

Lost in all this Mariners ALDS game 5 drama is that Humpy officially has more playoff wins than Mike Trout.

Fish on fish violence.

Missed opportunity to have an LGBTQ night in Seattle on the day of Kershaw’s last regular season start.

If Etsy Witch is woke, she will consider how funny it would be for Nick Bosa to be nursing a torn ACL and watch his alma mater lose to a team in Seattle led by a Black QB.

Apparently being a Yankees fan means you are elusive to how the top 1 offensive player that lacks a relevant defensive acumen can be compared to a top 3 offensive player who is also a top 5 defensive player at a premium position.

Víctor Robles, baseball player and proud owner of monkeys, leaping to a ball that sunk harder than the hearts of Astros fans A text description for this artistic masterpiece reads, “Víctor Robles (b. 1997) “The Catch”, 2025 Grass stain on baseball pants”

My greatest work as an Instagram story maker.