The_McRib

Called it tbh

Think about it.

I'm kinda like God if you think about it.

Dr Kawashima giving me a brain age of 20.

The doctor says I'm a FUCKING GENIUS!

Begging for people to realise that if you quote retweet someone and then block them, no-one can read what you quoted. It's like the modern equivalent of someone on a street corner screaming at thin air.

It's made of McRib sauce. I haven't had a cold in decades.

Sometimes I pretend Lois doesn't exist and I am the mother to three beautiful children with Peter... 🥰

What if "qualityslop" when people just consume content mindlessly because it's good?

Me reading this desperately trying to come up with a joke about "Infinite Vest".

Reminds me of that show with the vampires where one of them is just a boring guy sucking all the life out of his coworkers in his office job lol

If only u were old enough to read dms

It all makes sense if u imagine tiktok is a beautiful wild horse that u fell off, landing on the filthy ground. Clearly the answer is to watch tiktoks that expert users like McRib send, so u can get back on the horse.

I need a nasty woman in my book.

Umm you forgot the greatest movie of 2025: Fungulus Mungledump's Quest for Enduring Love II - The Mungling.

King Charles looked at me blankly and shook my hand once.

One time I saw Lilly Mothcub sat on a fountain and I prodded their shoulder and they bit me and I pushed them in the fountain. It was the start of a comedy duo that lasted 10 years.

Sounds like theory of attraction to me. Keeping a positive mindset makes it easier to notice positive things when they occur.

I think it's the lack of immersion due to being in a fantasy world but still having to listen to Chuck from New Jersey on voice-chat. Obviously that doesn't exist in WoW because voice just isn't required for a lot of it.

I got a license but don't h🥑

Why do so many 'AAA' games open only on the primary monitor, don't let you set their resolution higher than the primary monitor's resolution, and freeze/minimise whenever you click another window? Fucking annoying.

We're here, we're queer. We don't want any more bears!

This is wrong. How did I get here? How do I return? Help!

Just found out my wife has been arguing with another man

Yeh

Forever circling back.

Humans should be able to lick their eyes like a frog.

In one of my first ever business meetings, I barely understood a word anyone said. That's because they were using business terminology, and also because I happened to be in Tokyo.

What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he just came out and said hello to you?

NEW & Obscure GameCube Game facts

I really wish someone had told me that the Tetris film ends with Nintendo in a car chase to get Tetris out of Moscow before Robert Maxwell and the evil Russian spies catch them!