JR (Jon Ryan)

it’s bread OR circus now, unless you bundle your subscription for just an extra &12.99/mo

Some people really want to *earn* those eternal pineapple suppositories

Tim Walz : trans rights are human rights

JB Pritzker : we’re taking names of all you fuckers and coming after you

Gavin Newsom : lol my pr firm made another meme while i guest starred on another right wing podcast

After getting ███████ I was fortunate enough to be able to take almost three months off to recover and I was *still* burnt out when I started my next job *two months after that.*

I’d offer that widespread corporatization and the subsequent industry shift towards mass-marketability and live service games have done a lot more harm than (checks notes) time and resources for creative teams… but potato/potàto I guess

anytime these spray-tanned troglodytes open their mouths I become more convinced that this is in fact a simulation but it’s running on the trans-dimensional equivalent of Gary’s Mod circa 2008

Honestly I’m jealous (it’s one of those moments where the FX team did their job a little *too* well 😰)

fair but one is hard-pressed to forget Pedro Pascal’s head so viscerally getting the Spaghetti-Os squelched out of it

Dachau in July 1933... reported in the New York Times

timesmachine.nytimes.com/timesmachine...

Better yet, someone hold this man’s face then do what the mountain did to the viper

well put

What can we do? For now, call your reps and ask
(1) what they’re doing to ensure that 🧊-which
has already adopted several gestapo tactics-isnt extrajudicially executing detainees and (2) why theyre using cargo planes which are less functional and much more expensive www.congress.gov/members/find...

news headline that reads “Migrants Put In Shackles for Trump Deportation Flights” with an accompanying image of a group of detainees being loaded onto a rear-opening cargo plane in Nebraska.

A news headline describing “multiple bodies found with hands and feet shackled off the coast of Spain” published on June 24, 2025

A flight tracking app showing the flight path of a US Air Force plane in June 27, 2025 that flew from the east coast of the US into the middle of the Atlantic Ocean then turned around and flew back.

A flight tracking app showing the flight path of a US Navy plane on June 27, 2025 that departed from the east coast of Florida then flew in several circles over the Atlantic Ocean before turning around and flying back.

I’m not saying that there’s hard evidence of |ce committing (more) war crimes but IMO there’s absolutely a non-zero chance they are; I haven’t seen this in my feeds it so for your consideration here is me in my tinfoil hat hoping that I’m just anxiety spiraling from seeing Too Much Fascism lately

can I just request some cute/slutty pool pics since I’m in CA?

AMAZING

Even on a day where everyone’s feeds are full of cowardly shitheels in riot gear compensating for their erectile insecurity by assaulting civilians, this is still the most pathetic thing I’ve seen all day 🤣🤣🤣

Truly I haven’t seen that many bored-as-hell kids marching when they’d rather be anywhere else since my 4th grade class had to do a “fitness walk” around the gym cause the field got too soggy

a fresh tattoo on Caucasian skin of a stylized zippo lighter with a rainbow accent, open and blazing

Absolutely love this #Pride -day the 13th 🏳️‍🌈💀🏳️‍🌈 flash I got from makoto_ink (on IG) at Feral Hearts (feralheartstattoo.com) 😍

TFW you’re an off-brand cookie butter

Okay so I finally watched Severance and honestly the 𝗯𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝘀𝘁 mystery of this whole fucking show is 𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆 is Devon, who seems objectively cool and chill, with FUCKING 𝙍𝙄𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙉??!?

Y’know I didn’t think dealing with staffing firm recruiters could get more frustrating but I just had to do a call with an A.I. recruiter and boy was I wrong

thanks @olivetreetattoos.bsky.social for entertaining my dumb ass with this concentrated dose nostalgia ⚡️🔥💚🔥⚡️

beep

[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

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looks great dude, great job 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Oh shit people are actually over here now? Fun

I suppose it’s fitting that my inaugural not-Tweet is:
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