screenshot of the taco bell app order screen for the “Pineapple Lime Rockstar Energy Refesca” showing a pale yellow liquid in a to-go cup with a large label that says “200mg CAFFEINE” it is $4.49 for a medium and is 50 calories
can’t believe none of y’all told me that taco bell picked up the Murder Beverage mantle
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"I am become lent, destroyer of spirits."
sometimes i pause when i'm texting pics to people because i'm so used to writing alt text on here i feel like i gotta do it there too
I would love a bot that tells me the Bluesky Main Characters of the day. This site destroyed the Louvre, who's going to step up?
I'm always down to be included in a "Death Becomes Her" type of scenario! 😘
Wait! Does that make you 44 years old...?! What magical skincare regimen are you using /slash/ deal with the Devil did you make?! 😱😱😱
@heavydishongry.bsky.social Happy Birthday!!! 🥳🎉🎉🎉
Tomorrow, 5 PM ET/10 PM UK, join us for #ColumboTV!
Columbo fans and watch party people! The next Columbo TV event will be March 7th at 5 eastern, 10 UK over on Mastodon. We'll be watching Season 1 Dead Weight. Hope to see you all there! #ColumboTV
If I could close my eyes, cross my arms, and bob my head "I Dream Of Jeannie"-style in order to magically, in one single wish, wipe the US' capitalist for-profit health insurance industry out of existence...I absolutely would.
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The #KaijuKliq have gathered every week for more than two years to watch and celebrate #Godzilla, #Gamera and all our giant monster friends.
Join us this SUNDAY morning as we kick off our viewing of Season 2 of #Monarch (streaming on Apple TV), starting at 11a ET / 8a PT! ⋈ #WatchParty #MutantFam
This appeared in my feed in such a way I thought Jasen was replying to you! Alas, I was too busy giggling and it refreshed before I got a screenshot. 🤣 #MurderSheDrank #JasenBFletchingUp
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Does "churchussy" refer to a hussy in church, or to the location of the metaphorical manifestation of the physical church building's pussy, or to some secret society kinda third thing...?! 🫣
The Year of the Fire Horse only happens every 60 years.
"Fire horse years, also called Bing-Wu years, historically “disrupt the existing order" of our societies"
Seems like the perfect year to actually end the pandemic, or at least the denial part 🔥
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By Chris Quinn, Editor, cleveland.com/The Plain Dealer A college student withdrew from consideration for a reporting role in our newsroom this week because of how we use artificial intelligence. It reminded me again how college journalism programs are failing to prepare students for the workforce. I mentioned this in a column before, and readers asked me to explain
A conscientious journalism grad withdraw from a job when she learned the Cleveland Plain Dealer uses AI to write its stories.
Now the editor is castigating her and journalism professors for not being “prepared for the workforce.”
You can’t make this shit up.
www.cleveland.com/news/2026/02...
The Plain Dealer has always been, and continues to be, a rag that I wouldn't wrap a fucking fish in.
Go fuck yourselves, Commonwealth Care Alliance (CCA) Health Insurance Company and the equally evil cunts at in-house third-party sub-contractor company VSP! I'll calm down by imagining the comforting dream of all of your cunty little eyes melting out of your cunty little faces, Indiana Jones-style!
Meaning I will have paid *more than half* of the total retail price of my new Rx prescription lenses glasses in order to be able to see! Truly, Commonwealth Care Alliance (CCA) is a phenomenal health insurance company if you like being lied to, stolen from, and having your legal rights violated!
I love how it wasn't enough for evil Commonwealth Care Alliance (CCA) Health Insurance Company to lie about "no co-pays or co-insurance costs ever" and charge me $321.99 for new Rx prescription lenses glasses, they also lied in the computer about the reimbursement amount, so now I owe another $3.01!
International Sickos Rankings: Population Per Athlete. Which Countries Are Hoarding Olympians? SICKOS 00 Population per Athlete Athletes Population 1 Liechtenstein 5,003 8 40,023 2 Andorra 12,157 7 85,101 3 Latvia 27,393 68 1,862,700 4 San Marino 33,950 1 33,950 5 Monaco 38,367 1 38,367 6 Estonia 42,959 32 1,374,687 7 Switzerland 51,323 175 8,981,565 8 Finland 54,207 103 5,583,284 Slovenia 57,404 37 2,123,949 10 Norway 69,530 80 5,562,363
Which countries sent the most athletes per capita to the 2026 Winter Olympics?
Liechtenstein clears the field by sending 8 athletes from a population of 40,023, meaning roughly 1 out of every 5,000 Liechtensteiners is at the Olympics.
This is a deeply unserious and extremely important statistic.
As a child, I dreamed of taking over Liechtenstein, complete with an entire notebook (which I still have in storage) full of the ridiculous laws I planned to enact -- so news of their disproportionate Olympic Games representation suits my meglomaniacal aspirations perfectly! 😘💅
This performance is both an *incredible* feat for a song with so much backup singer layering and orchestral instrumental elements not typical of pop/rock acts, and it's sound-mixed spectacularly well.
"Walking On Broken Glass [Live On 'The Arsenio Hall Show' On MTV On Friday, January 3rd, 1992]" by Annie Lennox
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#NP #NowPlaying #SkullJukebox
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Mark Pachucki of UMass really going all in on defending academics cozying up to world-famous pedophiles, truly a mystery what his motivations might be.
We may never know why this professor is fighting for his life to defend academics in Epstein's orbit.
Lots of patches on a jacket
Finally putting my patch board on a jacket
hear me out, what about a secret shadowy global cabal but for GOOD
A secret shadowy cabal that just makes admission to museums free and pays every late hospital bill
The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
Epstein is the most garish and harrowing manifestation of this but oligarchy makes life miserable in a thousand other ways. A core point of democracy is that no one should have so much power that they can make themselves everybody's problem. We should have a political party that believes that
