I hope when the next administration starts bulldozing the Donald J Trump White House Convention Center and Sports Arena at 12:01pm on Inauguration Day, they making a big show of billing the corporations who paid for the demolition of the original East Wing
100 meters while completely engulfed in flames ain’t nothing but a number
How many meters have you pulled a car while completely engulfed in flames for me *lately*
A man completely engulfed in flames pulls a car in Guinness World Records’ IG account
Today I learned that the new world record for pulling a car 100 meters while engulfed in flames has been set by Josef Tödtling, shattering the 1-minute barrier. Congrats to the Austrian for pushing the boundaries of how quickly a burning person can pull a car
The next administration bulldozing it at 12:01pm on Inauguration Day will send an important message to the corporations that “donated” to the construction
Pretty much every time actually
I always marvel at how the silver-tongued devil really is a fictional device; even when these guys do their absolute damnedest to spiff up their shitty thinking with gold-trim prose stylings it just comes out as the worst writing you’ve ever fucking seen
Headline: “How Noem's Handling of Disaster Aid Angered Even Some Republicans” Sub: “Long delays in FEMA assistance brought bipartisan complaints, especially in North Carolina after Hurricane Helene in 2024.” —NYT March 5, 2026
The leopards were only supposed to eat the other people’s faces 🎁
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Legally, does it matter that Hegseth and Trump keep unabashedly calling this a “war”? I always thought the reason for insisting these things were “military operations” rather than wars was the fig leaf of constitutionality
People treat American voters as players on their favorite team so they can abuse you specifically when their favorite candidate loses—“voted for an ally of white supremacism,” come the fuck on. The vote is for TX Senator, not a comment on a someone’s parasocial investment in a politician’s career
It’s anecdata for my part, but every time I’ve seen a commenter rending their garments about Talarico’s religiosity, they’ve turned out to be not only not Texan but not even American. Fandom politics
give me the lab meat / and free my soul / i wanna get steak that is ethical / and drift away
I am calling the GOTdamn POlice
Asking the Kurds to bail things out, you might remember the Kurds from the classic Trump I episode, “Trump Betrays Our Kurdish Allies”
They have a different word for everything
All the GOP congressmen saying “war is hell, buttercup” must be a comfort
There are at least 10,000 Amcits in Qatar alone, and the US government is saying we are on our own
Well they've tried nothing else and goddammit it hasn't worked
The attack was so successful that we completely fucked ourselves. No one was prepared for how successful this attack would be
Yeah it’s nice being an American overseas knowing that no one gave a moment’s thought about any of this
A troop of Boy Scouts from c1982 would tie these people up and leave them in a quarry
Are they supposed to spin like that
I saw “fellow” here as a term of address and wondered what the beef was for a moment. Fella, This American Life guy David Sedaris is like this too, I’ll have you know
I’m using this next time I fuck up—you’re not mad at *me*, you were just angry all along and now you’re conveniently directing it at me; you say it’s because of what I said and did, but I say is it really now, hm? Oh there you go again getting mad
These monsters put a school right where we were launching our unprovoked attack
The tinpot dictator of Greenland must be shaking in his boots
Sup chat this is Slouching Towards Bethlehem with your boy The Rough Beast, and it looks like today’s stream could be a big one, as some of you might’ve already seen there are rumors going around social media that the hour has come round at last, so we’re gonna get right into it
Hi Jeremy
It’s delightful
“I have to kick their ass” is deftly put. The duty and the burden
