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John Wick: I can’t believe they killed the dog!!
The Thing: I can’t believe they didn’t kill the dog!!
By whom? No one has the teeth.
I’ve been seeing a lot of conspiracy theories pop up in my timeline today, so just a reminder…
Can AI just hurry up and take my job already? I wanna read a book by a creek.
For 38 minutes, all is right with the world.
Hear me out: Charlie’s Angels reboot in the style of Atomic Blonde.
I hate that this administration takes up so much oxygen. What do you mean there’s an interstellar object in our universe right now, and I’m only just now hearing about it.
Tomato soup and a grilled cheese cut diagonally would fix me.
Comedians who say you can’t make jokes anymore without being sexist or homophobic are just lazy.
“In the future,” she says…
We need proof of life!!
The White House:
Tramell Tillman in more things, please.
Shoutout to all the homies old enough to remember cassingles.
“Where is the suspect?”
“In the hospital.”
“What happened to him?”
Akram:
The amount of anxiety I get from establishing boundaries should be studied.
The first 8 minutes of The Rundown is the best Rock movie.
The entire Alien franchise summed up in one sentence
Going back in time to tell childhood Chris that adulthood is basically just an eternal cycle of filling up, and subsequently emptying, various household appliances. The dishwasher, the washer and dryer, the refrigerator, the coffee machine…
It’s been meme’d to death, but let’s not act like this scene wasn’t STONE COLD the first time we saw it.
Taken is just two hours of “I fucking told you so.”
Red painted edges of Vampire Academy series with darker dripping blood over the Dhampir saying ‘They come first’ with Molnija, Zvezda, and Promise marks across the bottom.
Red painted edges of Vampire Academy series with darker dripping blood over the Dhampir saying ‘They come first’ with Molnija, Zvezda, and Promise marks across the bottom.
Red painted edges of Vampire Academy series with darker dripping blood over the Dhampir saying ‘They come first’ with Molnija, Zvezda, and Promise marks across the bottom.
Sometimes it’s incredibly disappointing when your hands cannot craft what your brain dreams up. Painting Vampire Academy by Richelle Mead was a battle.
Huge thanks to @capsteverogers.bsky.social for cleaning up my Molnija images!!
SCOOBY CLUE
The fundamental failure of social media is the lack of ability to believe that two things can be true at the same time. The world is gray.
Joey, I’m not angry anymore.
Are we great again
No, the fuck, we are not.
I, for one, welcome Marshall Law
