Ben Rowe

This all seems pretty unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner

Guess we shouldn’t be surprised when the Department of War starts one.

I want to make a movie where Santa has claws and he uses his claws to claw things and santa's claws allow him to save the world with his santa claws, I would call this movie "crab santa"

replace the Supreme Court with the remaining members of the Wu-Tang Clan

Sign outside an oil change shop in Brooklyn that reads BROOKLYN LUBRICANTS

This sounds like the country’s worst minor league team

kyle maclachlan getting chased by a guy in a bear suit. text on him reads "me" and on the bear "a task that would take 15 minutes, tops"

It is happening again

bro seems a little... you know... "agentic"

Nicole Kidman

Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”

Rudy press conference at 4 seasons total landscaping

HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

i sure do love those 30 seconds after waking up when i haven’t yet remembered about The Things

Hüsker Don’t

Yep ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Have started saying, “I know you can do it!”, and, “I believe in you” to the LLMs.

Big bird sitting in his nest wearing a green 33 Larry bird jersey holding the Larry o Brien trophy. He looks so happy and wholesome

Sometimes I’m just like everything is so dumb and stupid what is the point and then I see Big Bird in a Larry Bird jersey and it’s like wow the world is beautiful and worth fighting for

shout out to all the solo dads at the grocery store today asking a teenage employee what a “green onion” is

Yeah! I saw them play last night, it was awesome!

Dude on the table next to me is talking to his first date about … Golf

And while you’re at it
Leave the nightlight on inside
The birdhouse in your sole

This was one of the highlights for me!

#config2025 here we goooo

just eat the bay leaf. nothing matters.

This wrapping paper turns everything into bread 🥖

Created by Japanese designer Ippei Tsujio

The #config2025 app is wildly unusable, if you’re wondering about the state of product design in 2025.

I’ll certainly take one off your hands!

Tetris taught me that trying to fit in will make you disappear.

What are people using to identify typefaces these days? Just tried what the font and it was not good #typography

Awww

Seriously, fuck Amazon

there are people out there who really, truly can't wait to just "hop on a quick call". like, genuinely for the love of the game. and they have to be stopped.