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my pussy is a metroidvania

Being a two-faced bitch would be cool because then I could suck twice as much dick

First nice day in a while and every single person in Portland, Oregon is out on the road. Like dude I'm just trying to get home to take a shower.

Take Off Your Pants makes me feel like fulfilling a suicide pact

Sometimes the universe wants me to listen to Indigo De Souza and I think that's fucked up

I don't you're right

Good morning clover 🙂‍↕️

Jorah w new hair cut

Oh hello

If I could spend v little money today that would be cool

Yeaaaaaa

Hey guys, meet me on the p0enoscrotal web

Only one way to find out

Just woke up from a beautiful dream in which I had a baby sloth for a pet... I miss him...

The haircut that neuters you?

I'll post some self-destructing pics in a little bit

No joke- that haircut did fix me

Girl why are you crying calm down

Bawls in my mouth

No EV is a pokemon thing. (Effort Value)

Was trying to figure out how this relates to pokémon

¿Que onda, güey?

I'm actually not sorry for party rocking and I don't care who knows

I've been feeling so gross in my body lately, and I know that I'll feel gross right after, but the idea of being able to wear pants with a higher inseam feels so fucking liberating

I'm so excited to get my orchie 🥺

Gorgeous

CW: Guns

Play nice

You have to crack a few eggs to make a Discord server

Oh right, I forgot that anesthesia makes you insane.

O_O I'm getting a scrotectomy also so I hope they knock me out.....

Who is Marten