Elijah

i think we should be a little more open about who we are sending pictures of our armpits to right

my coworker is convinced we are the same person and im mad cuz he keeps showing me clothes that i would wear

im 6'11 if i stand on my bricks

got chopped up at the dermatologist today

Pilates gotta be the least attractive thing you could do

Wearing bubblegum pink briefs can be humiliating at times

sigh i almost hustled this dude out of $60 for a free shirt but clueless co worker had to come in

I got to get a lisp

I would be the girl in climax that spikes the sangria and pisses herself while being catatonic the whole time the nightmare unfolds

just need to find meaning before my insurance money hits 🙂

Ate a cookie that ruined my day and then ate some grape leaves that brought it all back

im making smut for this zine this is hilarious

u guys dont know about this milky extravaganza goin on rn

only playing emo music in the living room to honor Cameron's legacy

First strand type grocery run

Wish me luck going to get groceries on my bike death stranding style

We did it bros my professor said I was VERY GOOD

my high school history teacher told us that historical patterns showed were that we would graduate college in a recession shes so cool, a lesbian assumingly

they just called me a faggot from my own fire escape thats crazy

3D rendering is so labor intensive I’m dying

this is realness

my denim suit is drag btw

Oh yeah what’s up I’m playing monkey ball

Verified cruiser comin thru

The speed at which I go from despair to blissed is comical

Maybe they are listening

This guy

I’d risk it all for that dude that’s in all the wong kar wai films