Mikey Toughill

For when you need just one photocopy...

NYT Spelling Bee: LIONOPOLY

I've got Transvaal and Barbary. If I roll a 3, I can land on Nubian and finally earn my....

Today was not the day that I thought I'd see Sonic the Hedgehog reading Kevin McCarthy down, but that's just a lack of foresight on my part.

THIS is the one. The garments! The runway! The trivia! The swimsuit portion which counts for 20% of your overall score!

I'm still anxiously awaiting my phone call for the Jeopardy Mid Tournament, where the meatiest of all the ochres are brought back. On the line is a berth in the Not Too Shabby Memorial J! Tournament of Contestants Competition Race for the Cure Pageant Competition to be filmed immediately after.

Not just that... 100% of NEXT year's PAC-12 is currently ranked. The #SEC could never.

Eleven minutes into the first episode of The Last of Us on an airplane and I'm already googling online Epidemiology grad programs. It sounds noble, but it's 78% just a plot to begin the Pedro Pascal meet-cute process.

I'm not going to call myself a loose cannon per se, but I just got a gnarly bruise at a museum.

TIL! I always pictured a lion's mane for some reason.

And sweet tea is liiife!

Distinguishing between cat hair and kobold hair sounds like quite an endeavor.

But is it sweet or unsweet tea?!

What random items would you include your coat of arms?

Mine has to include:
- A half-eaten breakfast sandwich and a day-old coffee
- A Cover Girl WetSlicks Fruit Spritzer in Tangerine
- 11 half-started hobbies
- An octopus looking away from the camera hoping someone else will break the ice

A Book for Every Shelf, a Shelf for Every Book, a project from Mrs. Landau Help me give my students organized storage for our huge classroom library! This book bin storage center will help students find books by genre and areas of interest. I am very proud of my classroom...

Y’all I have busted one of my classroom bookcases beyond repair. I want my students to have pride in our classroom and that includes a nice looking library! Donate and/or signal boost as you feel comfortable, you’re very beautiful, I love you

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Tell me you're from #Seattle without saying you're from Seattle: I added lavender buds to my coffee grounds and I used chocolate milk instead of creamer (although the combination was kind of an accident).

Nonetheless, I feel like Willy fucking Wonka and that's a fun way to Tuesday.

I've done the emotional legwork. I think I'm ready to admit it in a public forum.

I think Shrek is one of my top 5 favorite animated films.

Please be gentle during this vulnerable time.

It does make today's reversion to the mean feel all the more delicious though...

I feel so #blehhh during heatwaves -- It's so hot outside that I contemplated opening my sunroof mid-carwash.

I'd like to think it was to help me feel cooler, but deep down I know it was to help me feel anything at all.

#dark #hot #seattle

You are senpai, forging a path of hilarity and nostalgia.

Ride the vibes, then ride at dawn - all the while remembering that we are TRASH. <3

Those first day of school jitters! Will the other bskyers like me? Will it be difficult to keep up? Will my new corporate overlord turn out to be a megalomaniacal dickweed?

Stay tuned...