Scarey(they/them)🍉🦇

Media I Consumed In Addition To Doomscrolling The poet must not avert his eyes, idiot.

Happy Friday, Team!!

the reading voice in my head drops audio every time i see it

i could not for the life of me tell you how you’re supposed to say kayfabe

Love a podcast that feels like eavesdropping on the liveliest table at sweetgreen

To be clear, my paranoia and anger is directed entirely at the FBI. I do not believe Iran can (or would) strike CA. I do, however, believe the US government can (and has) intentionally harm(ed) civilians within its own borders to further its imperialist and colonialist agenda.

Goodfellas screenshot. Harry drives and stares up at the sky, paranoid and sweaty

Driving to and from work in CA after the FBI made their little threats

The dopamine rush of booking a room that is above ground at the Madonna Inn >>>>>>>

One thing not getting enough attention now that the U.S. has admitted to exterminating hundreds of elementary school girls is that many very powerful people lied about it.

omg

Reclaiming my Mexican-ness with such aggression and verve I’m actually excited about baseball now

labubus have reached oversaturation and i know this because i now find them cute. i’m the human version of a twitter meme shoehorned into the copy of a bus stop ad. you do not want me to smile favorably on your product for it shall be a death knell to its relevancy.

After buying PRUNE JUICE

Your 30’s is when you get The Injury
Hello I’m 32 and I just attained The Injury by falling in a parking lot after buying prune juice

Except this person is still alive, which is a major difference I’m sure

Reading the twist of REBECCA after having known/dealt with the harmful ripple effect of a real-life Rebecca is something else

Fulfilling my dreams and goals as per

Need bionico on a cellular level

This company will bring your fictional boyfriend to life ‘If they’re pierced in the book, they come pierced in the box’: The Boyfriend Book Box is a subscription service capturing the scent, belongings and even private parts of the morally grey men in dark ...

Let’s just say……………………………..I’m fascinated

I don’t need a massage I need someone to rip out my entire skeleton and shake it like a beach towel

Bad Bunny Sydney 2026: Surprise Song, Zion in La Casita & First Nations Flag Moment — Amiga Mia Bad Bunny’s Sydney Night One at ENGIE Stadium featured “UN PREVIEW” as the surprise track, Zion spotted in La Casita, an Australian-themed intro, “Baile Inolvidable” opening the show, and a First Nati...

In his Sydney concert, Bad Bunny displayed the Aboriginal Flag 🤘🏻

The two words I have the most trouble saying are also the two things I love best in the world 😫(birria, library)

What’s the old adage? Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity?

We’re busting the self tanner out early this year, thanks to this dude’s genes

There is £261 left to cover our children’s school fees.

We’ve seen kindness already, and it gives us strength to keep going.
But we're not there yet!💔

For my children, school is not just a place — it’s safety & a small piece of normal life🙏
We're holding onto that for them with everything we have.

I'm blocking anyone who supports this illegal war. Seriously. No warnings.

Hell with no redemption for military recruiters who target poor kids

It should be illegal for military recruiters to come within a city block of high schools, god damn buzzards enticing poor kids with promises of free college only to shove them into a wood chipper, then, if they somehow survive, just about completely abandon them to scrape for survival on their own

When every sentence ends with guey I know I’m in good hands

resisting a descent into misanthropy with such determination i’m bursting blood vessels