Bella cool original 💖

My daughter's main lullaby is a YouTuber's cover of 17 by youth lagoon I heard when I was a teenager and I couldn't really tell you how the actual song sounds

Fuck all y'all 3yo just asked me to sing her to sleep and it worked

Woah... How did you survive?

Cranny how were you born

I can feel a crazy scheme bubbling up inside myself and I don't know if that's good or bad

If you don't know if your knees smell? Your knees smell

particle dogs, by particle dogs 14 track album

our 1 (one) Bandcamp Friday post for the day is that the cassette tape for it self titled album is $1 (one US dollar) off particledogs.bandcamp.com/album/partic...

Back then, if they invented a new insecurity to have, L'Oréal would put out an ad campaign about having knee smell. With modern social media a teenage girl can start it herself by trying to go viral, or a small business can by trying to sell you their knee butter

His apprentice was ready to go home to his amazing wife. But the fisherman wanted to beat the record set by the previous day and refused to turn the boat around. The choppy ocean kicked the boat around like a can as the cold rain whipped the men’s faces like so many branches pulled back on a hike. As the fisherman was about to pull up his last netful, the waves finally tossed him over the edge of the boat. His apprentice caught him, but even hands sticky with fish guts could not overcome the force of the gale! The apprentice felt the master’s fingers slip through his grasp. The fisherman said to himself, “I don’t want to die. I haven't caught enough fish at all.” But he knew this was the end. Moments later, he opened his eyes. “I lived!,” he said. But his voice was caught in a net of needly teeth. Surrounded by darkness, a light bobbed just in front of his face, no matter where he turned. Here at the bottom of the sea, there were lots more fish to catch. Full transcript at link!

Something Scarier

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"we have sex at home!!!" 🙄 The sex at home:

The science just can't prove or disprove anything

Looks like it! Yumy

I find it hard to describe but the outside is sort of chewy like liquorice but not as tough I guess? The inside is sort of like a dense mushy paste, I guess? Dry but creamy!

Those look incredibly delicious, I imagine they are quite similar

Yessss one of the main character candies imo

Sometimes they're called pencils and maybe other stuff too! But mine were blue with the white insides which is one of the best to ever do it imo

I think I might be a beautiful butterfly soon enough

Three of them

And on the fourth day she ate two segments of a snickers creamy, almost a whole bag of salt and vinegar skips, one curly wurly, four cables, two large oranges, and two slices of salami. That night she had a stomach ache.

It is not possible for me to be pregnant right now but I do think I could quite enjoy a candy cable wrapped in a slice of salami

Typa shit that last little piggy was saying when he was running all the way home

I'm still looking at options but adding it to the list

You can eat a wowwipop no matter your age if you don't mind sounding insane

Barbara Windsor

Good Morning Guy

As a kid I thought my mum looked just like Cilla Black and Linda from Gimme Gimme Gimme which endeared me to them a great deal but I was quickly taught to stop saying it out loud

Exactly that!!! 😌✨

Constantly in awe of the optimism of interior designers, looking at a sad muggy impressionist painting of someone having the worst day of their life saying "Ugh that is so fun 😩😩... We need it to be the centre piece of the room"

Who made the hole to begin with...and are you responsible for eating the holes in the donuts too

Piping bags should be outlawed actually. I wanna do all the shit you can do with a piping bag but I shouldn't ever have to put it all together and the fact that some people still will is ruining it for all of us. Get rid of them!! Do something rly unethical I don't care!!