I planned to share my report on the body cam footage early next week when I learned that a DC news station had obtained some of the footage as a result of my lawsuit and they were going to scoop me. After working on this for a year, I couldn't let that happen. Published 2 mins before they aired :)
Trump To Americans: โYou Wonโt Have To Pay Your Sonโs Cell Phone Bill When He Dies At Warโ
Trump To Americans: โYou Wonโt Have To Pay Your Sonโs Cell Phone Bill When He Dies At Warโ https://theonion.com/trump-to-americans-you-wont-have-to-pay-your-sons-cell-phone-bill-when-he-dies-at-war/
Won't know unless you try
These are the 4 things AI can do well:
โขClean up your email inbox (badly)
โขGive my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
โขTell a 12 yr old to kill himself
โขIncinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday
You can see why we need to base our economy around it
I maintain that simply arresting Elon musk and making a real example of him is the quickest way to global stability
Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face
Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now
Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead
Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead
Was this about the plane and the blankey.
Please let it be about the plane and the blankey.
what an inspiration, a true guiding light, an aegis against attack and a lantern against the darkness, wow
South Dakota's "Meth. We're on it" campaign
I'll always remember Kristi Noem for the "Meth. We're on it." campaign.
The Onion
psssst, if a woman doesnโt want to talk to you in DMs that doesnโt mean she has a shitty personality or is a bitch so give your balls a tug and move on bro
illustration showing a female Death figure kissing a woman in a graveyard. The "Death" card from the Vampire's Tale Tarot llewellyn.com/product.php?ean=9780738775128&srsltid=AfmBOoo2zOV9s_05TQx_En7bYKTb7iZjju9s8PoF6E-SQlXUvyR6ZkrJ
The Vampire's Tale Tarot pre-order page is finally up! This deck will arrive in time for Halloween this year. Reserve your copy here: tinyurl.com/ycxwrdwe
Thou shalt not suffer a succotash to live
"Letโs not bury the lede here: The DoD wants to use AI for fully autonomous lethal systems and mass surveillance of American citizens. Anthropic said 'no,' and now the US government is retaliating by trying to destroy it." โ @lizdye.bsky.social
A US submarine sinking a lonely, dinky Iranian surface ship an ocean away from the theater of the main conflictโand 9000
miles from North Americaโmakes it pretty clear the US is fighting a general war, without the declaration required by the Constitution. www.reuters.com/world/asia-p...
Kim Jong Un Canโt Believe Daughter Already Executing Boys
Kim Jong Un Canโt Believe Daughter Already Executing Boys https://theonion.com/kim-jong-un-cant-believe-daughter-already-executing-boys/
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andโtheโapocalypseโisโnighโ.โBut
onโtheโupsideโ,โโhereโโโsโaโwhale.
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Could someone please reset the "Hours without an embarrassing DOJ filing" clock to 0?
You can also read Parkerโs brilliant analysis at Patreon (and support her there rather than Substack).
www.patreon.com/posts/152174...
Tipsy the tortoiseshell kitten lolls about on a multicolored chair making a goofy little face with her mouth open
solo burbujas en la cabeza
"Could our support for facists be the reason for our stock dropping 30%?" "No, it must be that we're off trend."
Israel used 2,000+ bombs in the first 30 hours of the Iran war; the US struck 1,000+ targets in the first 24 hours. Iran responded with at least 390 missiles and 830 drones in the first two days. Bellingcat has tracked the munitions used by all sides so far: www.bellingcat.com/news/2026/03...
Itโs an ICE staging center that told its queer and Black customers to go fuck themselves.
Nation Admittedly Curious To Hear How Trump Pronounces โStrait Of Hormuzโ
Nation Admittedly Curious To Hear How Trump Pronounces โStrait Of Hormuzโ https://theonion.com/nation-admittedly-curious-to-hear-how-trump-pronounces-strait-of-hormuz/
