JGfromNP

Be right there!

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I somewhat remember 38.

Come on, Bike Lanes!

Log off

This is the correct list.

Other good additions are Poblano from Co-op, Honey, and Stadium.

Lentil. It won’t stop the alarm, but also fuck em.

The best way to get better at riding a bike is riding a bike. It’s so simple.

Just think about how young you are compared to how old you’ll ever be.

Free Estefany Rodriguez.

Everyone needs to be talking about this.

A. I'm so tired of doing laundry.

Hate this for you. The one joy of the world is bike riding.

Is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy?

It's a perfect time for a spring bike tune up. You should go to @babski.bsky.social for your needs, Chicago. Rides better than when it was new.

Happy to report for digging duty if he wants to crawl into a very deep hole.

Mar-kwa-why-en?

Why is Mar-kwa-why-en trying to punk me?

Forever

1. Follows the law. I only pull them from the public way.
2. Makes it so that if they want the sign placed illegally again, they have to waste the time to do it again.
3. Makes it so that fewer people have to see the names of jerks who want peoples lives to be worse.
4. Makes me happy.

One fun thing about biking is that you can pull out yard signs from shitty politicians very quickly and easily.

White men think that when you don’t do what they want, it’s cancel culture.

!!!!

Time to ride bikes.

I feel like this is true for a lot of body changes in your 30s.

Good thing I have fenders now!

Plus you avoided the HOA meeting!

Many accuse the left of always punching left.

But maybe a bunch of people trying to control the lives of brown and black people isn’t, in fact, the left that I’m punching.

This is a very niche Chicago subtweet.

It’s only war if it comes to the Verdun area of France, otherwise it’s just sparkling combat adjacency.

Many are saying

Hell yeah