Falcoholic Matt

We never found who was digging bros like a lamp 😢

Man, that was the quietest ride back to the house that I’ve ever taken

Jumping in the back of the Uber after the Falcons blow a 28-3 point lead

Ok, that’s reasonable.

Arthur Blank? I’m quite certain you’re incorrect.

What's funny is that Kirk walking away from the Vikings over late-contract guarantees ended up being the worst possible result for the Vikings, the Falcons, and Kirk Cousins.

So I'm proposing:
(1) Arthur Blank buys the Seahawks
(2) Arthur Blank throws the Falcons into the trash
(3) Arthur Blank moves the Seahawks to Atlanta and calls them the Falcons
(4) Your Atlanta Falcons are Super Bowl champions and 28-3 was just someone else

"I was just there for the snorkeling"

It's a shame all the better uses of that money are woke and we all have to pick between prohibitively expensive insurance or dying of preventable diseases.

How dare you attack me with this tweet.

Me watching the Super Bowl LI episode of the History of the Atlanta Falcons

Biggest coaching blunder I’ve ever seen in a Super Bowl.

Holy fuck haha

I’m sorry but you’re telling me Mr. Beast has made millions of dollars for… being charismatic on camera?

I’ve seen enough. The Pats could never overcome a 12-point deficit this late in the Super Bowl.

That’s right. Tony Gonzalez in a Falcons jersey, the team with which he is most associated.

WOAH DARNOLD TOUCHDOWN bro are you ok bro you've barely touched your fermented pork slurry

Me and the fellas watching the big game circled around a big bowl of yogurt we all spoon out of for normal, non-insane reasons.

We will always have Kirktober.

squidward from spongebob is holding a notebook and says how original ALT: squidward from spongebob is holding a notebook and says how original

"We're here to win the Super Bowl"

“Dems in disarray as Trump nukes ‘WOKE, ENEMY SANCTUARY CITIES’”

That'd be funny if the risk hadn't been increasing.

We're at a level of enshittification where regardless of what you believe, you can find someone supporting that belief as fact, and I have no idea how society gets back out of that.

I've learned to ignore these sorts of media reports as they're just clickbait slop which don't relate to anything that is actually happening. Online content just doesn't seem to support journalism or actual news reporting.

It's the year 2056. Klint, Klay, Gary, Katelyn, Kyle, Kyrdo, Kquest, and Kaptain Kubiak all coach AFC teams, while Mike, Matt, Marcus, Mordred, Mildred, and Mickey LaFleur coach NFC teams. Tensions grow between the two families

I wish Morris well.

Or I guess I wish him whatever.

Or nothing.

I endeavor to use best efforts to hope Raheem Morris doesn’t spontaneously combust.

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